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COP #1. Who the !@&$ did this. I wanna know. |
COP #1. Who the !@&$ did this. I wanna know. |
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COP #2. Well sir, it obviously |
COP #2. Well sir, it obviously can't be Santa Claus. Maybe we should ask him what happened, maybe he knows. |
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COP #1. Good idea, although, I |
COP #1. Good idea, although, I don't think Santa would just watched someone dissimber some kids and then go back to the north pole. That's not the Santa I know. |
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COP #2. Well, I think we should ask as many people as we can what happened. If we |
COP #2. Well, I think we should ask as many people as we can what happened. If we don't catch the murderer, then he might strike again next Christmas. |
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FOX NEWS: |
FOX NEWS: |
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INVESTIGATOR #1. He killed millions of kids? Nobody can do that all in one night! Maybe santa did. |
INVESTIGATOR #1. He killed millions of kids? Nobody can do that all in one night! Maybe santa did. |
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INVESTIGATOR #2. |
INVESTIGATOR #2. You're probably right. I smell a trial somewhere, Bob. |
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THE CONCLUSION: Santa had killed the kids. All of the pieces fitted together perfectly. There was even a note pinned to |
THE CONCLUSION: Santa had killed the kids. All of the pieces fitted together perfectly. There was even a note pinned to someone's slit throat and read: |
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I, Santa killed everyone. |
I, Santa killed everyone. |
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