Chronologically Confused about the Sonic Saga

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(aka Choronologically Confused about Video Games P2: Electric Boogaloo)

To those people who are reading this, I love Sonic. But what I see is very confusing about the timeline. First off, I like to list the games that came from the Sega Genesis Sonic Saga.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2
  • Sonic CD
  • Sonic 3 & Knuckles

WAIT WAIT WAIT! So Sonic CD is the third in the Sonic Saga? I thought Sonic 3 & Knuckles was the 3rd part.  Also, Sonic CD was developed before Sonic 2 happened. WAIT! So Sonic CD is actually Sonic 2? and Sonic 2 is actually Sonic CD 1/2? How come the CD version was developed before Sonic 2? IM CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED!!!!!!1

Okay, now lets go to the next Sonic saga: the 1998-2005 (Dreamcast to XBOX/PS2/Gamecube) saga.

  • Sonic Adventure
  • Sonic Adventure 2
  • Sonic Heroes
  • Shadow the Hedgehog

WHAT?! They stopped numbering Sonic games! Does that mean Sonic Adventure is Sonic the Hedgehog 6, and Sonic Adventure 2 is Sonic the Hedgehog 7, and so on? But wait-Shadow the Hedgehog is a spinoff of Sonic! But doesn't it take place after Sonic Heroes? Also, on Sonic Adventure, in the Knuckles fighting scene, Sonic mode fights Knuckles, Knuckles mode fights Sonic, and Tails mode fights Knuckles. WAIT! WHY IS TAILS INVOLVED WITH THIS? I thought Sonic and Knuckles were fighting! I'M CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!1

Okay, now lets go to the 2006-Present (360/PS3/Wii) series.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Sonic Unleashed
  • Sonic Colors
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 4 (Part 1+2)
  • Sonic Generations
  • Sonic Lost World

WAIT! Sonic the Hedgehog is the 10th game in the series? I thought it was the FIRST game! Does that mean it's restarted all over gain? why is Sonic 4 the THIRTEENTH NUMBER IN THE SERIES? 13 IS AN UNLUCKY NUMBER! Sonic 4 is a prequel to Sonic CD. SO DOES THAT MEAN IT SHOULD BE THE 2ND OR THE 3RD GAME IN THE SERIES? WHY IS IT A PREQUEL WHEN IT SAY IT'S #4? ISN'T SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES #4? I AM CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED ABOUT THE SONIC SAGA!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!111!1!11!!!!1@!24368953249816345139!@#$712639846712345

This story is part of the Chronologically Confused series.

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