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{{AN|This is a set of three haikus entitled "Clocks". It was intended to be an in-class assignment for English class (which is why the content is G-rated, but no less trollish).}}
'''Author's note'''

''This is a set of three haikus entitled "Clocks". It was intended to be an in-class assignment for English class (which is why the content is G-rated, but no less trollish).''



''Clocks''


Tick tick tick tick tick,
Tick tick tick tick tick,



The clock goes "tick tick tick tick."
The clock goes "tick tick tick tick."



Tick tick tick tick TOCK.
Tick tick tick tick TOCK.






The large clock fell down,
The large clock fell down,



CRASH! The pendulum detached,
CRASH! The pendulum detached,



I am pretty much screwed.
I am pretty much screwed.






Bah! Who needs old clocks?
Bah! Who needs old clocks?



My iPhone can send t3xt5 too—
My iPhone can send t3xt5 too—


Oh, crud! I dropped it! :(


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Latest revision as of 21:33, 6 June 2023

Author's note: This is a set of three haikus entitled "Clocks". It was intended to be an in-class assignment for English class (which is why the content is G-rated, but no less trollish).



Tick tick tick tick tick,

The clock goes "tick tick tick tick."

Tick tick tick tick TOCK.

The large clock fell down,

CRASH! The pendulum detached,

I am pretty much screwed.

Bah! Who needs old clocks?

My iPhone can send t3xt5 too—

Oh, crud! I dropped it! :(

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