Clown Club

It was a totally normal day. I went to McDonald's to get my lunch. I sat down waiting for my big Mac.

I looked around. Someone had put their hand around me. I panicked for a second then I noticed it was just the creepy Ronald Macdonald statue. He stared at me like he was looking into my soul.

The next day I came back for my lunch. The creepy statue was gone.

I grabbed by lunch. I was about to eat my lunch at home when I heard a knocking at the window. It was the creepy statue.

I ran upstairs but the creepy statue followed me and smashed the window.

I was so scare. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and I was shock.

My face was covered in clown makeup and I was dressed in a red and yellow suit.

"My god," I said, "Ronald Macdonald is my split personality!"

"Almost," said the statue, "you are my split personality."

"With all these creepy clowns around it is hard for evil clowns to do their work," he said. "You are my disguise."

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Credited to teambob 

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