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I walked inside and headed straight for the small animal section. And there they were, gerbils. I was excited to get a gerbil, but which one should I buy? I looked at all of the little creatures as they stared back at me, none of them really caught my attention. But in the corner of the cage, I saw a gerbil with red eyes as red as a throbbing penis head trying to hold back cum and black eyebrows similar to the pubic hairs around a black man's dick. I asked the clerk what was with that gerbil. He responded, "He is The Death Gerbil." |
I walked inside and headed straight for the small animal section. And there they were, gerbils. I was excited to get a gerbil, but which one should I buy? I looked at all of the little creatures as they stared back at me, none of them really caught my attention. But in the corner of the cage, I saw a gerbil with red eyes as red as a throbbing penis head trying to hold back cum and black eyebrows similar to the pubic hairs around a black man's dick. I asked the clerk what was with that gerbil. He responded, "He is The Death Gerbil." |
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"Why is he called The Death Gerbil?" I asked. "Because everyone who ever adopted him died." the clerk responded. |
"Why is he called The Death Gerbil?" I asked. "Because everyone who ever adopted him died." the clerk responded. |
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"Well, why don't you kill him then?" |
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"I dunno."The clerk said, followed by a shrug. "Would you like to buy him?" |
"I dunno."The clerk said, followed by a shrug. "Would you like to buy him?" |
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