Da worst kweepypast Evah: Lincoln Latrouds trouble with Da Bois in Blue: Difference between revisions

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The cop #666 said “Lincunt LaMood is arrested for kidnapping, dictatorship, crimes against humanity, nuking unkindness, genocide, human trafficking, torture, murder, public indecency, aggravated assault, theft, arson, domestic terrorism, terrorism, consumption of human flesh, parking in restricted areas, multipl attend to overthro the US government, unlicenseb carrying of nuclear weaponry, illegal drug use, war crimes, profanity (said "I wanna fuck and kiss a fucked up rat’s ass with shit all over it!" in front of a class of 80 preschoolers), hate crimes, etc. I can continue in da courts all day!”
 
Than Lincoln screamed while 27.83 seconds of static came and da giant red eye appeared. Soon da bois in blue went in their fun kar and came to jail which read in giant text “Da evilest pwison 4 da evilest vilinz” and a loud, hiqh dicked screech came.
 
The text kept getting bigger and the screech kept getting louder and moar migher bitched and my eyes and ears started bleeding yellow blud. Soon enough, da red eye appeared.
 
When he cummed in, sum evil madmab kept hitbib Lincoln with a pan and he was bleeding and a highly GRUCUM picture of him appeared. And I threw up enough 2 feed 25 whole armies!
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