Dead Mom
This is the story of my friend Tim. He was a great friend. We did everything together. Until one day he stopped being my friend and started to be funny. Not funny ha-ha. He was funny as in strange. And not a good strange either. Strange as in he would start practicing these black magics.
One day, my mom died. She was wearing a blue shirt when she did (this will be important later). My friend then said to me that we could bring her back, but it would require some scary magic. I liked my mom and wanted her to be not dead anymore so she could go back to being my mom so I said "sure, let's do that." he said "okay, but you'll have to help" and I was like "Yeah, that's fine." and he said "Okay meet me tomorrow at 11:30 AM. Come alone." and I said "Why come alone?" and he said "Oh, I just thought it sounded ominous" and I was like "LOL! It did sound ominous." Then we left. That night, I realized he forgot to tell me where to meet him, so I called him on his phone, but he didn't answer. It was a lady's voice. That's my mom's voice I thought. Then I realized it was actually his mom's voice. I had her put my friend on and so she did. We decided to meet at this cafe on this one street, but my friend didn't tell me the name.
So the next day, I went to the cafe at 11:30, well okay, I went at like 11:15 cause it was like 10 minutes away and I hadn't been there before so I wanted to leave a little earlier and didn't want to be late. I managed to get there around 11:28 so it worked well.
Anyway, I saw the cafe's name was Bleu Cafe (!). I didn't think anything of it at the time. So I saw my friend sitting there at a table and I thought that it was strange since he was normally late to things. I said "Hey there, Tom. What's up?" he said not much. Then he told me what we would have to do to raise my mom. We'd have to gather some magical things and bring them together. There were like seven things in all and some were locked away or illegal. We sat down and devised a plan to gather all of the materials so we could raise my mom without anything awful happening. After a couple hours, we figured out our plan on how to get the materials.
Once we'd gotten all of the materials, we decided to bring my mom back. We went to the cemetery where she was and found her grave. Thomas was like "Hey, can you dig up her grave since my one arm's broken from when I had to wrestle that Leviathan?" and I was like "OKAY!" and so I did. Then we found my mom's coffin. Timmy was like "Okay, stay back, I'll do the stuff now." So I went over and sat on a tombstone with a giant statue of a skellington on it with a bloody sword in one hand and a pentagram in the other.
He started to do weird stuff, and after a little while, my mom came out of the pit.
But then I saw something.
She was wearing a green shirt (remember how she died wearing a blue one?) so I was like "Wait, you're not my mom!" and she was like "Braaaiiiins..." so I kicked the skellington statue and knocked it over onto my mom who wasn't really my mom. Unfortunately Timothy was crushed too. I went over to him and was like "NO!"
He was like "How did you know I was about to take over the world and kill everyone by raising all of these dead people arbitrarily starting with your mom?"
And I was like "lol what? I just knew that wasn't my mom."
Then he died.
I went home.
The next morning I woke up and did my normal routine: get dressed, shower, make breakfast, poop. But then I saw something.
My mom was there alive.
Wearing a blue shirt!!!!
Credited to SuitSage
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