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They are essential to survival.
They are essential to survival.


They went for cheap recently, due to the faggoty sale of Steam in The Summer. This Steam rolled out tons of price drops, emptying most gamer's wallets. Except mine. I sat here, alone, crying. Good offers. I could have lived longer, without being so fucking depressed over a shitty PC with barely any games, yet I seem to own 100+ games because I used to be a rich fucker. Anyways. The only gift I seemed to recieve, was Payday: The Heist. I was happy, but the FPS was too low. Then, a few weeks later, hope glistened. My friend, [O.P], offered me a chance. Goat Simulator. And. Don't Starve.
They went for cheap recently, due to the stupid sale of Steam in The Summer. This Steam rolled out tons of price drops, emptying most gamer's wallets. Except mine. I sat here, alone, crying. Good offers. I could have lived longer, without being so fucking depressed over a shitty PC with barely any games, yet I seem to own 100+ games because I used to be a rich fucker. Anyways. The only gift I seemed to recieve, was Payday: The Heist. I was happy, but the FPS was too low. Then, a few weeks later, hope glistened. My friend, [O.P], offered me a chance. Goat Simulator. And. Don't Starve.


What was the price?
What was the price?
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I promise.
I promise.


『      　』 | RetributionGamer: Really!? Are you serious?
RetributionGamer: Really!? Are you serious?


[O.P]: Yep. Well, that's when I get money, if I get money.
[O.P]: Yep. Well, that's when I get money, if I get money.


『      　』 | RetributionGamer: Alright then.
RetributionGamer: Alright then.


Into the bullshit..
Into the bullshit..
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This was gonna be a piece of cake-oh wait, the cake is obviously a lie and..
This was gonna be a piece of cake-oh wait, the cake is obviously a lie and..




there's 44 chapters of this bullshit.
there's 44 chapters of this bullshit.


TBC
TBC

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