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Strap in ladies and gents, for this experience will change the perception of life, the universe, and White Castle bathrooms for the rest of your life. |
Strap in ladies and gents, for this experience will change the perception of life, the universe, and White Castle bathrooms for the rest of your life. |
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So one day 10 years ago back in 2007, I was walking around in my neighborhood, minding my own business and egging my neighbors houses. You know, usual |
So one day 10 years ago back in 2007, I was walking around in my neighborhood, minding my own business and egging my neighbors houses. You know, usual stuff that every 19 year old did. But then all of a sudden, I stumbled across this orange VHS tape lying on the asphalt in the middle of the street. My curiosity was piqued, and I picked it up and read the title of the VHS: Spank my Spongy Asscheeks, a Sponge Story. Right off the bat, I had so many questions about what I just stumbled upon. Like for instance, aren’t VHS tapes supposed to be pink??? I decided to put off answering these pressing questions for another time and took the tape with me. |
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When I got home, without any hesitation, I shoved that tape right in my PS2 and played away. Unfortunately, the asshole who dropped this tape forgot to rewind it, and I got the screamer at the end COMPLETELY spoiled for me. Great. Now I know Regan Macneil is gonna summon the shit gods to completely drain the brown life force out of my anus at the end. Eh, what can you do? |
When I got home, without any hesitation, I shoved that tape right in my PS2 and played away. Unfortunately, the asshole who dropped this tape forgot to rewind it, and I got the screamer at the end COMPLETELY spoiled for me. Great. Now I know Regan Macneil is gonna summon the shit gods to completely drain the brown life force out of my anus at the end. Eh, what can you do? |