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Once there was a man who was a trooper |
Once there was a man who was a trooper |
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A big red arm dragged him down the sewers. |
A big red arm dragged him down the sewers. |
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His name was Satan, you probably know him |
His name was Satan, you probably know him |
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The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim. |
The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim. |
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He offered Satan a peace cake |
He offered Satan a peace cake |
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But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take." |
But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take." |
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They took him away, in a hurry |
They took him away, in a hurry |
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Now Satan was the judge...and the jury |
Now Satan was the judge...and the jury |
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The man had Jesus as his lawyer |
The man had Jesus as his lawyer |
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He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger |
He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger |
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The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there |
The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there |
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Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!" |
Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!" |
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Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates |
Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates |
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The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate. |
The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate. |
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He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until |
He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until |
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Satan called him in, for his final thrill |
Satan called him in, for his final thrill |
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He was about to become beheaded by a demon |
He was about to become beheaded by a demon |
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"I do not belong here!" yelled the man |
"I do not belong here!" yelled the man |
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He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip. |
He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip. |
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Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips |
Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips |
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The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded |
The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded |
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The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded |
The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded |
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After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights. |
After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights. |
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Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights... |
Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights... |
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The demons were left under our surface, to die. |
The demons were left under our surface, to die. |
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Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie. |
Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie. |
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But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man. |
But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man. |
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Rumors had it, he was never heard from again. |
Rumors had it, he was never heard from again. |
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Well, that is the end of an exciting story |
Well, that is the end of an exciting story |
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With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory. |
With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory. |
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Now, the story is out, to be set free. |
Now, the story is out, to be set free. |
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{{by|Christian Solis 17}} |
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Latest revision as of 23:56, 13 June 2023
Once there was a man who was a trooper
A big red arm dragged him down the sewers.
His name was Satan, you probably know him
The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim.
He offered Satan a peace cake
But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take."
They took him away, in a hurry
Now Satan was the judge...and the jury
The man had Jesus as his lawyer
He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger
The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there
Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!"
Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates
The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate.
He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until
Satan called him in, for his final thrill
He was about to become beheaded by a demon
"I do not belong here!" yelled the man
He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip.
Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips
The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded
The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded
After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights.
Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights...
The demons were left under our surface, to die.
Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie.
But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man.
Rumors had it, he was never heard from again.
Well, that is the end of an exciting story
With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory.
Now, the story is out, to be set free.
Credited to Christian Solis 17
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