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Once there was a man who was a trooper
Once there was a man who was a trooper

A big red arm dragged him down the sewers.
A big red arm dragged him down the sewers.

His name was Satan, you probably know him
His name was Satan, you probably know him

The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim.
The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim.


He offered Satan a peace cake
He offered Satan a peace cake

But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take."
But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take."

They took him away, in a hurry
They took him away, in a hurry

Now Satan was the judge...and the jury
Now Satan was the judge...and the jury


The man had Jesus as his lawyer
The man had Jesus as his lawyer

He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger
He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger

The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there
The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there

Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!"
Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!"


Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates
Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates

The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate.
The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate.

He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until
He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until

Satan called him in, for his final thrill
Satan called him in, for his final thrill


He was about to become beheaded by a demon
He was about to become beheaded by a demon

"I do not belong here!" yelled the man
"I do not belong here!" yelled the man

He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip.
He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip.

Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips
Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips


The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded
The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded

The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded
The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded

After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights.
After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights.

Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights...
Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights...


The demons were left under our surface, to die.
The demons were left under our surface, to die.

Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie.
Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie.

But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man.
But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man.

Rumors had it, he was never heard from again.
Rumors had it, he was never heard from again.


Well, that is the end of an exciting story
Well, that is the end of an exciting story

With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory.
With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory.

Now, the story is out, to be set free.
Now, the story is out, to be set free.

This story was written by Christian Solis 17
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Latest revision as of 23:56, 13 June 2023

Once there was a man who was a trooper

A big red arm dragged him down the sewers.

His name was Satan, you probably know him

The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim.

He offered Satan a peace cake

But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take."

They took him away, in a hurry

Now Satan was the judge...and the jury

The man had Jesus as his lawyer

He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger

The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there

Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!"

Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates

The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate.

He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until

Satan called him in, for his final thrill

He was about to become beheaded by a demon

"I do not belong here!" yelled the man

He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip.

Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips

The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded

The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded

After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights.

Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights...

The demons were left under our surface, to die.

Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie.

But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man.

Rumors had it, he was never heard from again.

Well, that is the end of an exciting story

With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory.

Now, the story is out, to be set free.



Credited to Christian Solis 17 

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