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Once there was a man who was a trooper |
Once there was a man who was a trooper |
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A big red arm dragged him down the sewers. |
A big red arm dragged him down the sewers. |
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His name was Satan, you probably know him |
His name was Satan, you probably know him |
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The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim. |
The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim. |
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He offered Satan a peace cake |
He offered Satan a peace cake |
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But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take." |
But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take." |
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They took him away, in a hurry |
They took him away, in a hurry |
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Now Satan was the judge...and the jury |
Now Satan was the judge...and the jury |
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The man had Jesus as his lawyer |
The man had Jesus as his lawyer |
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He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger |
He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger |
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The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there |
The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there |
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Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!" |
Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!" |
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Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates |
Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates |
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The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate. |
The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate. |
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He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until |
He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until |
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Satan called him in, for his final thrill |
Satan called him in, for his final thrill |
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He was about to become beheaded by a demon |
He was about to become beheaded by a demon |
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"I do not belong here!" yelled the man |
"I do not belong here!" yelled the man |
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He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip. |
He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip. |
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Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips |
Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips |
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The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded |
The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded |
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The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded |
The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded |
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After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights. |
After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights. |
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Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights... |
Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights... |
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The demons were left under our surface, to die. |
The demons were left under our surface, to die. |
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Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie. |
Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie. |
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But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man. |
But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man. |
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Rumors had it, he was never heard from again. |
Rumors had it, he was never heard from again. |
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Well, that is the end of an exciting story |
Well, that is the end of an exciting story |
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With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory. |
With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory. |
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Now, the story is out, to be set free. |
Now, the story is out, to be set free. |
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{{by|Christian Solis 17}} |
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