Dildo Hitman

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I just broke up with my girlfriend. She couldn't handle my big ass dick. It's so fuckin big. A whole 3 inches. She had the nerve to tell me it was "small" and that's why she broke up with me. Well, where I'm from, 3 inch penises gets you like all the village bitches.

Anyway, my ex's name was Salk Thit and she would love to talk shit. Also, her breath smelled like 78 unwashed asses, so every time we made out, I would go into a brief coma. Her blow job breath would melt my dick skin and 5 times I needed skin grafts on my wee wee cause her hot ass breath melted the skin off.

Now that we broke up, she hired a hitman to fuck me in the ass. Typically, a hitman kills you, but no. This bitch actually breaks into your house, asks for consent and if you say yes, rams a 9 inch dildo into your rectum, bashes your head in with a box of Frosted Flakes, then leaves.

He's outside my window right now, asking for consent! Send help, please!



Credited to Ballsack2025 

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