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One day I was watching reruns of Doctor Who on BBC 'Murica when suddenly a brick came flying through my window that had an envelope attached to it. I opened it and inside was a DVD and a letter. The letter wrote: |
One day I was watching reruns of Doctor Who on BBC 'Murica when suddenly a brick came flying through my window that had an envelope attached to it. I opened it and inside was a DVD and a letter. The letter wrote: |
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DEER SIR OR MAM, |
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DEESTROI DIS DISK RITE NAO OR DA DALIKZ WIL CUM 4 U. DUNT EVIN WACH IT U DUM FUK. |
DEESTROI DIS DISK RITE NAO OR DA DALIKZ WIL CUM 4 U. DUNT EVIN WACH IT U DUM FUK.<br> |
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SINSEERLY, |
SINSEERLY,<br> |
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MR SENORITA |
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I looked at the disc and on it was "DUKTER HOO LOST EPESUD" written in black crayon. I jumped for joy, thinking this was a lost episode of Doctor Who. I put in my Commodore 64 and watched it. However, it was different. The intro played immediately instead of there being a little clip of the episode. Also, the theme tune was about 0.01% off pitch. And then, I realized that episode was just The Time of Angels in reverse. I turned off my Commodore 64 but it wouldn't turn off. Next thing I know, a Weeping Angel catches the Doctor and rips his head off! The scene was SO SUPER-UBER-DUPER-ULTRA-HYPER-REALISTIC! The Angel ripped off his head and put it back on upside-down! Then it cut to Rose Tyler eating a cucumber and it was poisoned and she became died. And then a Dalek killed everybody! But it said "ELIMINATE" instead of "EXTERMINATE" and I made a Doctor Who fanboy rage scene and threw my C64 out the window, but the C64 broke as if the window was a Nokia. Then I heard "ELIMINATE" outside my window. I moved to Canada and have been living there since. |
I looked at the disc and on it was "DUKTER HOO LOST EPESUD" written in black crayon. I jumped for joy, thinking this was a lost episode of Doctor Who. I put in my Commodore 64 and watched it. However, it was different. The intro played immediately instead of there being a little clip of the episode. Also, the theme tune was about 0.01% off pitch. And then, I realized that episode was just The Time of Angels in reverse. I turned off my Commodore 64 but it wouldn't turn off. Next thing I know, a Weeping Angel catches the Doctor and rips his head off! The scene was SO SUPER-UBER-DUPER-ULTRA-HYPER-REALISTIC! The Angel ripped off his head and put it back on upside-down! Then it cut to Rose Tyler eating a cucumber and it was poisoned and she became died. And then a Dalek killed everybody! But it said "ELIMINATE" instead of "EXTERMINATE" and I made a Doctor Who fanboy rage scene and threw my C64 out the window, but the C64 broke as if the window was a Nokia. Then I heard "ELIMINATE" outside my window. I moved to Canada and have been living there since. |
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Latest revision as of 19:54, 19 October 2022
I used to like Doctor Who but I don't anymore. Here's why.
One day I was watching reruns of Doctor Who on BBC 'Murica when suddenly a brick came flying through my window that had an envelope attached to it. I opened it and inside was a DVD and a letter. The letter wrote:
DEER SIR OR MAM,
DEESTROI DIS DISK RITE NAO OR DA DALIKZ WIL CUM 4 U. DUNT EVIN WACH IT U DUM FUK.
SINSEERLY,
MR SENORITA
I looked at the disc and on it was "DUKTER HOO LOST EPESUD" written in black crayon. I jumped for joy, thinking this was a lost episode of Doctor Who. I put in my Commodore 64 and watched it. However, it was different. The intro played immediately instead of there being a little clip of the episode. Also, the theme tune was about 0.01% off pitch. And then, I realized that episode was just The Time of Angels in reverse. I turned off my Commodore 64 but it wouldn't turn off. Next thing I know, a Weeping Angel catches the Doctor and rips his head off! The scene was SO SUPER-UBER-DUPER-ULTRA-HYPER-REALISTIC! The Angel ripped off his head and put it back on upside-down! Then it cut to Rose Tyler eating a cucumber and it was poisoned and she became died. And then a Dalek killed everybody! But it said "ELIMINATE" instead of "EXTERMINATE" and I made a Doctor Who fanboy rage scene and threw my C64 out the window, but the C64 broke as if the window was a Nokia. Then I heard "ELIMINATE" outside my window. I moved to Canada and have been living there since.
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