Don't Play Mario At 3AM!!!

Author's note: I made this to make fun of the edgy ass 3AM videos. Don't take this too seriously.

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Playing Mario at 3AM is a mistake. Don't do this...

September 5, 2000060

I found just one mysterious CD, nobody has found.

I was gonna play it at 3AM.

I just saw strange things going on, AND THERE ARE HYPER-REALISTIC DEAD BODIES!!!!

even there's no enemies.

I played. Somehow, Im in a single red hall, who disabled jumping, the whole floor is black, the sky is red, and Mario is black. The rest of the game is black, and I can only move forward.

After moving for 1 minute, JEFF THE KILLER JUMPSCARED ME!!!

MARIO CAME OUT OF THE TV AND CHASED AFTER ME, I RAN TO MY ROOM AND CLOSED THE DOOR AND LOCKED IT.

Fuck Mario.

September 6, 2000060

After staying in this room for almost a day, Mario is gone, and is inside the TV.

I played to see what was going on with the game, it was 3AM again.

Mario is in the castle, you can see.

Bowser is the boss, but he consistently shoots fireballs at me, no matter where I go.

I died in the game and BOWSER CAME OUT OF THE TV AND LITTERAL KILLED EVERYONE BUT ME AND SENT ME TO HELL.

I AM PANIKING RIGHT NOW

HE KILLED ME AND EVERYTHING KILLED THEMSELVES OUT OF EXISTENCE.

The end. Fuck you Bowser.

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