Dracula 2010: Difference between revisions
From Trollpasta Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search
Content added Content deleted
m (Text replacement - "Category:Random Capitalization" to "") |
m (Text replacement - "“" to """) |
||
Line 37: | Line 37: | ||
Lots of time later, John Bank was not on the streets of hong kong |
Lots of time later, John Bank was not on the streets of hong kong |
||
because he was hasted onto the downtown of Translovania. |
because he was hasted onto the downtown of Translovania. |
||
"This city is less advanced” John noticed. "There are only phone booths |
|||
without internet” John noticed. |
without internet” John noticed. |
||
just then John noticed that the bomb was in another place he tracked |
just then John noticed that the bomb was in another place he tracked |
||
it using watch tracking of bombs using its termabytes. |
it using watch tracking of bombs using its termabytes. |
||
"you should be careful John Bank” said Mysterious Spy. |
|||
"who there? don’t waste time” |
|||
Mysterious Spy pulled out a gun and it was disguised exactly like a |
Mysterious Spy pulled out a gun and it was disguised exactly like a |
||
briefcase |
briefcase |
||
"oh Sjoot” John Bank recognized the briefcase "if my calculation is |
|||
wrong that is not a briefcase” |
wrong that is not a briefcase” |
||
"Well dome” Mysterious Spy said my name "is Renly Craddock and I |
|||
am illegal spy for the mystery company” |
am illegal spy for the mystery company” |
||
John had not heard of mystery company so he played along with the |
John had not heard of mystery company so he played along with the |
||
trick |
trick |
||
"if that i’s true you’are very far from headquarters.” |
|||
"Not true, Mr. Bonk foR you see the headquapters is very close by.” |
|||
"WHat? where is, I demanding?” |
|||
Mysterious Spy turned on his suspicious |
Mysterious Spy turned on his suspicious "aga. I understand you tries to |
||
trick me using just that question!” |
trick me using just that question!” |
||
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 4 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 4 |
||
"well if you’re so smart, it’s time for a kick start” and John Bank kicked |
|||
the ninja for a backflip |
the ninja for a backflip |
||
There wasn’t time to make him land, so John ran before he could fall |
There wasn’t time to make him land, so John ran before he could fall |
||
down |
down |
||
"we have to find the bromb!” John told a downtown woman as he ran |
|||
across her |
across her "checking transmission This is John Bank. where do I find |
||
disarming equipmrent?” |
disarming equipmrent?” |
||
Transmission said |
Transmission said "John Bank you need to get out because the bomb is |
||
detonate all of the people!” |
detonate all of the people!” |
||
"No! How many people die from radius?” |
|||
"don’t understand, John.” |
|||
"why not?” |
|||
"because,” president John McCain told him on his radio, "it’s not a |
|||
radius. We have to evacuate the whole city from its entire diameter!” |
radius. We have to evacuate the whole city from its entire diameter!” |
||
AUTHORS NOTE IF PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA CHANGE THIS |
AUTHORS NOTE IF PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA CHANGE THIS |
||
John hurried to government to warn them to evacuate |
John hurried to government to warn them to evacuate |
||
"I am president of Tranlvania” said the government |
|||
"msr. president if you don’t evacuate from the doom, the bomb will go |
|||
off” |
off” |
||
"yes we know Mr. Bank and I have it all under contorl” |
|||
the president of Transylvia reaked over and pressed a button on his |
the president of Transylvia reaked over and pressed a button on his |
||
seated chair |
seated chair |
||
Before all of their eyes, a viewing display became visible |
Before all of their eyes, a viewing display became visible |
||
"what are we looking at!” |
|||
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 5 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 5 |
||
the presiment was wearing a blake cloak and when he stood up he was |
the presiment was wearing a blake cloak and when he stood up he was |
||
wearing. |
wearing. "this is a internet video and it as showing realtime of where |
||
the bomb is” |
the bomb is” |
||
"Great reliefs” John sighed,,wiping forehead with his eyebrows. |
|||
when the president wiped his clock over his shoulders he said |
when the president wiped his clock over his shoulders he said "it is all |
||
under control Mr. Bank and thank you for Amernica and Canada’s |
under control Mr. Bank and thank you for Amernica and Canada’s |
||
assistanch for the provectoring of our nation” |
assistanch for the provectoring of our nation” |
||
Something seemed suspicious so John BNak went back to hotel room |
Something seemed suspicious so John BNak went back to hotel room |
||
where he could review his case files. |
where he could review his case files. |
||
I’ll come |
I’ll come "too” said chief Michael. |
||
"You followed me to mission?” |
|||
"This is desperate time, Mr. Agent Bank. I help you with all your |
|||
bombs.” |
bombs.” |
||
Meanwhile the president of Transylvania turnsed out to be Dracula. |
Meanwhile the president of Transylvania turnsed out to be Dracula. |
||
"How was plan?” |
|||
talking henchman replied |
talking henchman replied "president Drabula there is 300 more bombs |
||
but none of them are in our Transylvania part they are exported to |
but none of them are in our Transylvania part they are exported to |
||
Romania” |
Romania” |
||
"Congratulexcelent.” Dracula seemed. |
|||
"we must carry on the plan of the next phase?” that henchman spoked |
|||
that right away |
that right away |
||
"I am giving permission for the execution” |
|||
Gulped |
Gulped "Yes, President Drasula.” |
||
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 6 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 6 |
||
CHAPTER TWO |
CHAPTER TWO |
||
John Bank opened his briefcase and found evidence and it was |
John Bank opened his briefcase and found evidence and it was |
||
evidence proving that he was a traitor |
evidence proving that he was a traitor |
||
John said |
John said "I have to kill you because you traitor!” |
||
So he took out his gun and shot the chief . |
So he took out his gun and shot the chief . |
||
This is a sorry bad thing he thourght but he realimesd there was |
This is a sorry bad thing he thourght but he realimesd there was |
||
Line 118: | Line 118: | ||
when’d John return from mission?He was gleeted by a hudred |
when’d John return from mission?He was gleeted by a hudred |
||
missionmen. |
missionmen. |
||
president of the mission told him |
president of the mission told him "John you haves the making of a |
||
great battleship.” |
great battleship.” |
||
"Thanks, gentleman but I coulve not do it without a support” |
|||
Just uddenly there was a greatantic explosioner |
Just uddenly there was a greatantic explosioner |
||
"OH NO” |
|||
"look out” |
|||
"be safe quick!” John said with a catastrophe development |
|||
the bomb only exploded 13 guys but it was tragic act of |
the bomb only exploded 13 guys but it was tragic act of |
||
terroristing"This have to be connected to my mission. Pull up the |
|||
mission skim antics.” |
mission skim antics.” |
||
Barry Talvers who is John Bank’s partner said |
Barry Talvers who is John Bank’s partner said "The computer is very |
||
damaged but I have pulled up information that the president of |
damaged but I have pulled up information that the president of |
||
Transylvania is Dracula!” |
Transylvania is Dracula!” |
||
"!!!” he sod. |
|||
"Gentlemen this is meanwhile while Dracula was ”finish his phase he |
|||
told henchman |
told henchman |
||
CHAPTER FOUR |
CHAPTER FOUR |
||
that he should complete the phase. |
that he should complete the phase. |
||
"John Bank must never find our altimate weapno.” |
|||
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 8 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 8 |
||
CHAPTER FOUR |
CHAPTER FOUR |
||
Line 142: | Line 142: | ||
Drove int owork in him brand new Cadillac hybrid motorcycle that was |
Drove int owork in him brand new Cadillac hybrid motorcycle that was |
||
powered by a hovercraft. |
powered by a hovercraft. |
||
"It uses no emissions” he told the guard who respected his |
|||
environment choice. |
environment choice. |
||
when he burstad into the briefing room |
when he burstad into the briefing room "WHAT IS THE STATUS?” |
||
"director John Bank you have to listen to me we are in any serious |
|||
problem.” |
problem.” |
||
"have we found bombs?” |
|||
"WE HAVE FOUND 300 BOMBS” |
|||
"this is expasperating! Tell me the betails immurderately” |
|||
"there is no time for chance. you must head directily to Romnania.” |
|||
"GUEs s I have an apoontnemt with danger” John said while he slept |
|||
back his hairy. It was time to put a stop to adventure. |
back his hairy. It was time to put a stop to adventure. |
||
"not so fat, Director Johgn Bank.” |
|||
"who dares to ?” John demanded. |
|||
but the answer came from the silent. then he saw that the base was |
but the answer came from the silent. then he saw that the base was |
||
full of dead people |
full of dead people |
||
"how did they die?” |
|||
his partner Barry Talvers was only survivor |
his partner Barry Talvers was only survivor "sir it appears to be poison |
||
.nd there must be an inside man” |
.nd there must be an inside man” |
||
"who could it be i already shot the chief?” |
|||
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 9 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 9 |
||
"I dont kow Mr. Bank but it there is no time to find out..y ou have to |
|||
stop Drackula.” |
stop Drackula.” |
||
"okays but how tdo I disarm a 300 bombs at once?” |
|||
Barry nooded and frowned with his entire face |
Barry nooded and frowned with his entire face "you can’t do it unless |
||
you were magic.” |
you were magic.” |
||
"What ares you stopping about? That's is an impossible" |
"What ares you stopping about? That's is an impossible" |
||
"THAT’S IT magic” an secretary brought in. AND John went digging into |
|||
arcives where he finding a tim machine. |
arcives where he finding a tim machine. |
||
Barry was shorked |
Barry was shorked "is that a” |
||
John said to tell him |
John said to tell him "yes it is amarican and cansadian secert that here |
||
inside the secret spy service that we have hidden an times machine but |
inside the secret spy service that we have hidden an times machine but |
||
you must keep it close to your cards" |
you must keep it close to your cards" |
||
Line 178: | Line 178: | ||
time beccase thats where the portal is used ALSU if we use it it will be |
time beccase thats where the portal is used ALSU if we use it it will be |
||
used up.” |
used up.” |
||
"so we can only use it in the greatest emergency?” |
|||
"right so I’ll go first” and he entered a whirling portal and enteret |
|||
whirling into medievel kingdom so he could find the legend of chaos |
whirling into medievel kingdom so he could find the legend of chaos |
||
magic which is only thing that can stop so many bomps. but the portal |
magic which is only thing that can stop so many bomps. but the portal |
||
closed behing him leaving him standed in a puddle of mug. |
closed behing him leaving him standed in a puddle of mug. |
||
"OH no great” and his expensive shoes were made as dirty "How am I |
|||
to disfeat Flacula if I CAN NOT EVEN STAY MY SHOES CLEAN” |
to disfeat Flacula if I CAN NOT EVEN STAY MY SHOES CLEAN” |
||
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 10 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 10 |
||
CHAPTER FIVE |
CHAPTER FIVE |
||
"excuse me!” John told a man but he guy was shock of John Bank’s |
|||
modedn tuxedo which looked wrong for him so John went onmoving |
modedn tuxedo which looked wrong for him so John went onmoving |
||
until he came to seeing a breastiful maiden. |
until he came to seeing a breastiful maiden. |
||
"HALLO LADy I am looking for tavern to sleep my weary face” |
|||
"you muct look for the green man he has the best tavern of this any |
|||
city suqare” |
city suqare” |
||
"OK” |
|||
“OK” |
|||
And so John founds the tavern but inside it was a man who wroe green |
And so John founds the tavern but inside it was a man who wroe green |
||
"Are you the green man” |
|||
"Yes so Iam looking for a place to rest” "You can rest here” |
|||
So John went to a room where he could sleep and plotted out where |
So John went to a room where he could sleep and plotted out where |
||
he could find the cahos magic and was so nervoused that he in order |
he could find the cahos magic and was so nervoused that he in order |
||
to hide the technology of his watch from prying eyeballs. |
to hide the technology of his watch from prying eyeballs. |
||
"It would be dangerecks to show face of vision to see such marvels” |
|||
Just then a fary looked in his window |
Just then a fary looked in his window "Who are you staying here?” |
||
"I am John Bank and I am from America” |
|||
A”merica, where is place sounds unknown like it is a great journey.” |
A”merica, where is place sounds unknown like it is a great journey.” |
||
"It is near here but you have to take a very large boat” |
|||
The fair yunderstander him but was puzzle. |
The fair yunderstander him but was puzzle. "I am a fariy who will |
||
answers you two questions BUT you must not |
answers you two questions BUT you must not lie" |
||
"Thart is a nice try burt you are NOT REALLY FAIRY" and it was only |
"Thart is a nice try burt you are NOT REALLY FAIRY" and it was only |
||
optical illusion from machine that come with hims from the future |
optical illusion from machine that come with hims from the future |
||
Line 218: | Line 218: | ||
CHAPTER SIX |
CHAPTER SIX |
||
Meanwill a thousands years into a future, Jack Denvers who was |
Meanwill a thousands years into a future, Jack Denvers who was |
||
Russian friend finds |
Russian friend finds "oh no but where is John Bank?” |
||
He was tarped under rocks where Daracul laughened. "I livet for over |
He was tarped under rocks where Daracul laughened. "I livet for over |
||
ten hundred years to build theese bombs and John Bank will never |
ten hundred years to build theese bombs and John Bank will never |
||
Line 237: | Line 237: | ||
Back in 1010 John downloaded from the blown up machine to see if it |
Back in 1010 John downloaded from the blown up machine to see if it |
||
had any data that had not been explod. And the answer was combat |
had any data that had not been explod. And the answer was combat |
||
"YOU MUST FIGHT THE BAR MAN” |
|||
"Oh cripes” Jhon gapsed. |
|||
The man who had a green came at him and pointed his fists for battel. |
The man who had a green came at him and pointed his fists for battel. |
||
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 13 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 13 |
||
"I have to use my training” and John did an uppercut into the green |
|||
mans big toe. |
mans big toe. |
||
"GOUCH” But the man attacksed him with right away |
|||
john felt powerful punch into stomach and was forsed to do a backflip. |
john felt powerful punch into stomach and was forsed to do a backflip. |
||
I’ve |
I’ve "GOT YOU” said the bar man and he did a backflip. |
||
John used the backflip to make him to fall over and he fell on bar |
John used the backflip to make him to fall over and he fell on bar |
||
which broke all the ale |
which broke all the ale |
||
"OH NO I OUT OF BUSINESS” |
|||
John felt badf and said |
John felt badf and said "I will help you build bugness once againk but I |
||
must find tehr magic for it for save my people of America. WILL YOU |
must find tehr magic for it for save my people of America. WILL YOU |
||
HELP ME” |
HELP ME” |