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Lots of time later, John Bank was not on the streets of hong kong |
Lots of time later, John Bank was not on the streets of hong kong |
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because he was hasted onto the downtown of Translovania. |
because he was hasted onto the downtown of Translovania. |
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"This city is less |
"This city is less advanced" John noticed. "There are only phone booths |
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without |
without internet" John noticed. |
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just then John noticed that the bomb was in another place he tracked |
just then John noticed that the bomb was in another place he tracked |
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it using watch tracking of bombs using its termabytes. |
it using watch tracking of bombs using its termabytes. |
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"you should be careful John |
"you should be careful John Bank" said Mysterious Spy. |
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"who there? don’t waste |
"who there? don’t waste time" |
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Mysterious Spy pulled out a gun and it was disguised exactly like a |
Mysterious Spy pulled out a gun and it was disguised exactly like a |
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briefcase |
briefcase |
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"oh |
"oh Sjoot" John Bank recognized the briefcase "if my calculation is |
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wrong that is not a |
wrong that is not a briefcase" |
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"Well |
"Well dome" Mysterious Spy said my name "is Renly Craddock and I |
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am illegal spy for the mystery |
am illegal spy for the mystery company" |
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John had not heard of mystery company so he played along with the |
John had not heard of mystery company so he played along with the |
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trick |
trick |
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"if that i’s true you’are very far from headquarters. |
"if that i’s true you’are very far from headquarters." |
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"Not true, Mr. Bonk foR you see the headquapters is very close by. |
"Not true, Mr. Bonk foR you see the headquapters is very close by." |
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"WHat? where is, I demanding? |
"WHat? where is, I demanding?" |
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Mysterious Spy turned on his suspicious "aga. I understand you tries to |
Mysterious Spy turned on his suspicious "aga. I understand you tries to |
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trick me using just that question! |
trick me using just that question!" |
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Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 4 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 4 |
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"well if you’re so smart, it’s time for a kick |
"well if you’re so smart, it’s time for a kick start" and John Bank kicked |
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the ninja for a backflip |
the ninja for a backflip |
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There wasn’t time to make him land, so John ran before he could fall |
There wasn’t time to make him land, so John ran before he could fall |
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down |
down |
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"we have to find the bromb! |
"we have to find the bromb!" John told a downtown woman as he ran |
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across her "checking transmission This is John Bank. where do I find |
across her "checking transmission This is John Bank. where do I find |
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disarming equipmrent? |
disarming equipmrent?" |
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Transmission said "John Bank you need to get out because the bomb is |
Transmission said "John Bank you need to get out because the bomb is |
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detonate all of the people! |
detonate all of the people!" |
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"No! How many people die from radius? |
"No! How many people die from radius?" |
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"don’t understand, John. |
"don’t understand, John." |
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"why not? |
"why not?" |
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"because, |
"because," president John McCain told him on his radio, "it’s not a |
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radius. We have to evacuate the whole city from its entire diameter! |
radius. We have to evacuate the whole city from its entire diameter!" |
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AUTHORS NOTE IF PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA CHANGE THIS |
AUTHORS NOTE IF PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA CHANGE THIS |
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John hurried to government to warn them to evacuate |
John hurried to government to warn them to evacuate |
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"I am president of |
"I am president of Tranlvania" said the government |
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"msr. president if you don’t evacuate from the doom, the bomb will go |
"msr. president if you don’t evacuate from the doom, the bomb will go |
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off" |
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off” |
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"yes we know Mr. Bank and I have it all under |
"yes we know Mr. Bank and I have it all under contorl" |
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the president of Transylvia reaked over and pressed a button on his |
the president of Transylvia reaked over and pressed a button on his |
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seated chair |
seated chair |
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Before all of their eyes, a viewing display became visible |
Before all of their eyes, a viewing display became visible |
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"what are we looking at! |
"what are we looking at!" |
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Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 5 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 5 |
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the presiment was wearing a blake cloak and when he stood up he was |
the presiment was wearing a blake cloak and when he stood up he was |
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wearing. "this is a internet video and it as showing realtime of where |
wearing. "this is a internet video and it as showing realtime of where |
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the bomb |
the bomb is" |
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"Great |
"Great reliefs" John sighed,,wiping forehead with his eyebrows. |
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when the president wiped his clock over his shoulders he said "it is all |
when the president wiped his clock over his shoulders he said "it is all |
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under control Mr. Bank and thank you for Amernica and Canada’s |
under control Mr. Bank and thank you for Amernica and Canada’s |
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assistanch for the provectoring of our |
assistanch for the provectoring of our nation" |
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Something seemed suspicious so John BNak went back to hotel room |
Something seemed suspicious so John BNak went back to hotel room |
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where he could review his case files. |
where he could review his case files. |
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I’ll come " |
I’ll come "too" said chief Michael. |
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"You followed me to mission? |
"You followed me to mission?" |
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"This is desperate time, Mr. Agent Bank. I help you with all your |
"This is desperate time, Mr. Agent Bank. I help you with all your |
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bombs. |
bombs." |
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Meanwhile the president of Transylvania turnsed out to be Dracula. |
Meanwhile the president of Transylvania turnsed out to be Dracula. |
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"How was plan? |
"How was plan?" |
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talking henchman replied "president Drabula there is 300 more bombs |
talking henchman replied "president Drabula there is 300 more bombs |
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but none of them are in our Transylvania part they are exported to |
but none of them are in our Transylvania part they are exported to |
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Romania" |
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Romania” |
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"Congratulexcelent. |
"Congratulexcelent." Dracula seemed. |
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"we must carry on the plan of the next phase? |
"we must carry on the plan of the next phase?" that henchman spoked |
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that right away |
that right away |
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"I am giving permission for the |
"I am giving permission for the execution" |
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Gulped "Yes, President Drasula. |
Gulped "Yes, President Drasula." |
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Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 6 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 6 |
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CHAPTER TWO |
CHAPTER TWO |
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John Bank opened his briefcase and found evidence and it was |
John Bank opened his briefcase and found evidence and it was |
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evidence proving that he was a traitor |
evidence proving that he was a traitor |
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John said "I have to kill you because you traitor! |
John said "I have to kill you because you traitor!" |
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So he took out his gun and shot the chief . |
So he took out his gun and shot the chief . |
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This is a sorry bad thing he thourght but he realimesd there was |
This is a sorry bad thing he thourght but he realimesd there was |
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missionmen. |
missionmen. |
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president of the mission told him "John you haves the making of a |
president of the mission told him "John you haves the making of a |
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great battleship. |
great battleship." |
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"Thanks, gentleman but I coulve not do it without a |
"Thanks, gentleman but I coulve not do it without a support" |
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Just uddenly there was a greatantic explosioner |
Just uddenly there was a greatantic explosioner |
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"OH |
"OH NO" |
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"look |
"look out" |
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"be safe quick! |
"be safe quick!" John said with a catastrophe development |
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the bomb only exploded 13 guys but it was tragic act of |
the bomb only exploded 13 guys but it was tragic act of |
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terroristing"This have to be connected to my mission. Pull up the |
terroristing"This have to be connected to my mission. Pull up the |
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mission skim antics. |
mission skim antics." |
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Barry Talvers who is John Bank’s partner said "The computer is very |
Barry Talvers who is John Bank’s partner said "The computer is very |
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damaged but I have pulled up information that the president of |
damaged but I have pulled up information that the president of |
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Transylvania is Dracula! |
Transylvania is Dracula!" |
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"!!! |
"!!!" he sod. |
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"Gentlemen this is meanwhile while Dracula was |
"Gentlemen this is meanwhile while Dracula was "finish his phase he |
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told henchman |
told henchman |
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CHAPTER FOUR |
CHAPTER FOUR |
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that he should complete the phase. |
that he should complete the phase. |
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"John Bank must never find our altimate weapno. |
"John Bank must never find our altimate weapno." |
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Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 8 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 8 |
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CHAPTER FOUR |
CHAPTER FOUR |
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Drove int owork in him brand new Cadillac hybrid motorcycle that was |
Drove int owork in him brand new Cadillac hybrid motorcycle that was |
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powered by a hovercraft. |
powered by a hovercraft. |
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"It uses no |
"It uses no emissions" he told the guard who respected his |
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environment choice. |
environment choice. |
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when he burstad into the briefing room "WHAT IS THE STATUS? |
when he burstad into the briefing room "WHAT IS THE STATUS?" |
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"director John Bank you have to listen to me we are in any serious |
"director John Bank you have to listen to me we are in any serious |
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problem. |
problem." |
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"have we found bombs? |
"have we found bombs?" |
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"WE HAVE FOUND 300 |
"WE HAVE FOUND 300 BOMBS" |
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"this is expasperating! Tell me the betails |
"this is expasperating! Tell me the betails immurderately" |
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"there is no time for chance. you must head directily to Romnania. |
"there is no time for chance. you must head directily to Romnania." |
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"GUEs s I have an apoontnemt with |
"GUEs s I have an apoontnemt with danger" John said while he slept |
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back his hairy. It was time to put a stop to adventure. |
back his hairy. It was time to put a stop to adventure. |
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"not so fat, Director Johgn Bank. |
"not so fat, Director Johgn Bank." |
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"who dares to ? |
"who dares to ?" John demanded. |
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but the answer came from the silent. then he saw that the base was |
but the answer came from the silent. then he saw that the base was |
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full of dead people |
full of dead people |
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"how did they die? |
"how did they die?" |
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his partner Barry Talvers was only survivor "sir it appears to be poison |
his partner Barry Talvers was only survivor "sir it appears to be poison |
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.nd there must be an inside |
.nd there must be an inside man" |
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"who could it be i already shot the chief? |
"who could it be i already shot the chief?" |
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Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 9 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 9 |
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"I dont kow Mr. Bank but it there is no time to find out..y ou have to |
"I dont kow Mr. Bank but it there is no time to find out..y ou have to |
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stop Drackula. |
stop Drackula." |
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"okays but how tdo I disarm a 300 bombs at once? |
"okays but how tdo I disarm a 300 bombs at once?" |
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Barry nooded and frowned with his entire face "you can’t do it unless |
Barry nooded and frowned with his entire face "you can’t do it unless |
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you were magic. |
you were magic." |
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"What ares you stopping about? That's is an impossible" |
"What ares you stopping about? That's is an impossible" |
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"THAT’S IT |
"THAT’S IT magic" an secretary brought in. AND John went digging into |
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arcives where he finding a tim machine. |
arcives where he finding a tim machine. |
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Barry was shorked "is that |
Barry was shorked "is that a" |
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John said to tell him "yes it is amarican and cansadian secert that here |
John said to tell him "yes it is amarican and cansadian secert that here |
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inside the secret spy service that we have hidden an times machine but |
inside the secret spy service that we have hidden an times machine but |
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"Negamive my friend became it is stucks and can only go back to one |
"Negamive my friend became it is stucks and can only go back to one |
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time beccase thats where the portal is used ALSU if we use it it will be |
time beccase thats where the portal is used ALSU if we use it it will be |
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used up. |
used up." |
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"so we can only use it in the greatest emergency? |
"so we can only use it in the greatest emergency?" |
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"right so I’ll go |
"right so I’ll go first" and he entered a whirling portal and enteret |
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whirling into medievel kingdom so he could find the legend of chaos |
whirling into medievel kingdom so he could find the legend of chaos |
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magic which is only thing that can stop so many bomps. but the portal |
magic which is only thing that can stop so many bomps. but the portal |
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closed behing him leaving him standed in a puddle of mug. |
closed behing him leaving him standed in a puddle of mug. |
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"OH no |
"OH no great" and his expensive shoes were made as dirty "How am I |
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to disfeat Flacula if I CAN NOT EVEN STAY MY SHOES |
to disfeat Flacula if I CAN NOT EVEN STAY MY SHOES CLEAN" |
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Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 10 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 10 |
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CHAPTER FIVE |
CHAPTER FIVE |
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"excuse me! |
"excuse me!" John told a man but he guy was shock of John Bank’s |
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modedn tuxedo which looked wrong for him so John went onmoving |
modedn tuxedo which looked wrong for him so John went onmoving |
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until he came to seeing a breastiful maiden. |
until he came to seeing a breastiful maiden. |
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"HALLO LADy I am looking for tavern to sleep my weary |
"HALLO LADy I am looking for tavern to sleep my weary face" |
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"you muct look for the green man he has the best tavern of this any |
"you muct look for the green man he has the best tavern of this any |
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city |
city suqare" |
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"OK" |
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"OK” |
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And so John founds the tavern but inside it was a man who wroe green |
And so John founds the tavern but inside it was a man who wroe green |
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"Are you the green |
"Are you the green man" |
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"Yes so Iam looking for a place to |
"Yes so Iam looking for a place to rest" "You can rest here" |
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So John went to a room where he could sleep and plotted out where |
So John went to a room where he could sleep and plotted out where |
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he could find the cahos magic and was so nervoused that he in order |
he could find the cahos magic and was so nervoused that he in order |
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to hide the technology of his watch from prying eyeballs. |
to hide the technology of his watch from prying eyeballs. |
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"It would be dangerecks to show face of vision to see such |
"It would be dangerecks to show face of vision to see such marvels" |
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Just then a fary looked in his window "Who are you staying here? |
Just then a fary looked in his window "Who are you staying here?" |
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"I am John Bank and I am from |
"I am John Bank and I am from America" |
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A"merica, where is place sounds unknown like it is a great journey." |
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"It is near here but you have to take a very large |
"It is near here but you have to take a very large boat" |
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The fair yunderstander him but was puzzle. "I am a fariy who will |
The fair yunderstander him but was puzzle. "I am a fariy who will |
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answers you two questions BUT you must not lie" |
answers you two questions BUT you must not lie" |
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CHAPTER SIX |
CHAPTER SIX |
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Meanwill a thousands years into a future, Jack Denvers who was |
Meanwill a thousands years into a future, Jack Denvers who was |
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Russian friend finds "oh no but where is John Bank? |
Russian friend finds "oh no but where is John Bank?" |
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He was tarped under rocks where Daracul laughened. "I livet for over |
He was tarped under rocks where Daracul laughened. "I livet for over |
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ten hundred years to build theese bombs and John Bank will never |
ten hundred years to build theese bombs and John Bank will never |
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Back in 1010 John downloaded from the blown up machine to see if it |
Back in 1010 John downloaded from the blown up machine to see if it |
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had any data that had not been explod. And the answer was combat |
had any data that had not been explod. And the answer was combat |
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"YOU MUST FIGHT THE BAR |
"YOU MUST FIGHT THE BAR MAN" |
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"Oh |
"Oh cripes" Jhon gapsed. |
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The man who had a green came at him and pointed his fists for battel. |
The man who had a green came at him and pointed his fists for battel. |
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Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 13 |
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 13 |
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"I have to use my |
"I have to use my training" and John did an uppercut into the green |
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mans big toe. |
mans big toe. |
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"GOUCH" But the man attacksed him with right away |
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john felt powerful punch into stomach and was forsed to do a backflip. |
john felt powerful punch into stomach and was forsed to do a backflip. |
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I’ve "GOT |
I’ve "GOT YOU" said the bar man and he did a backflip. |
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John used the backflip to make him to fall over and he fell on bar |
John used the backflip to make him to fall over and he fell on bar |
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which broke all the ale |
which broke all the ale |
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"OH NO I OUT OF |
"OH NO I OUT OF BUSINESS" |
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John felt badf and said "I will help you build bugness once againk but I |
John felt badf and said "I will help you build bugness once againk but I |
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must find tehr magic for it for save my people of America. WILL YOU |
must find tehr magic for it for save my people of America. WILL YOU |
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HELP |
HELP ME" |
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"It seem I must join forces by the way may name is Nathen Norris" |
"It seem I must join forces by the way may name is Nathen Norris" |
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So they setted out at first light and came wandering apon a robbers. |
So they setted out at first light and came wandering apon a robbers. |