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it using watch tracking of bombs using its termabytes.
it using watch tracking of bombs using its termabytes.
"you should be careful John Bank" said Mysterious Spy.
"you should be careful John Bank" said Mysterious Spy.
"who there? don’t waste time"
"who there? don't waste time"
Mysterious Spy pulled out a gun and it was disguised exactly like a
Mysterious Spy pulled out a gun and it was disguised exactly like a
briefcase
briefcase
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John had not heard of mystery company so he played along with the
John had not heard of mystery company so he played along with the
trick
trick
"if that i’s true you’are very far from headquarters."
"if that i's true you'are very far from headquarters."
"Not true, Mr. Bonk foR you see the headquapters is very close by."
"Not true, Mr. Bonk foR you see the headquapters is very close by."
"WHat? where is, I demanding?"
"WHat? where is, I demanding?"
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trick me using just that question!"
trick me using just that question!"
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 4
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 4
"well if you’re so smart, it’s time for a kick start" and John Bank kicked
"well if you're so smart, it's time for a kick start" and John Bank kicked
the ninja for a backflip
the ninja for a backflip
There wasn’t time to make him land, so John ran before he could fall
There wasn't time to make him land, so John ran before he could fall
down
down
"we have to find the bromb!" John told a downtown woman as he ran
"we have to find the bromb!" John told a downtown woman as he ran
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detonate all of the people!"
detonate all of the people!"
"No! How many people die from radius?"
"No! How many people die from radius?"
"don’t understand, John."
"don't understand, John."
"why not?"
"why not?"
"because," president John McCain told him on his radio, "it’s not a
"because," president John McCain told him on his radio, "it's not a
radius. We have to evacuate the whole city from its entire diameter!"
radius. We have to evacuate the whole city from its entire diameter!"
AUTHORS NOTE IF PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA CHANGE THIS
AUTHORS NOTE IF PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA CHANGE THIS
John hurried to government to warn them to evacuate
John hurried to government to warn them to evacuate
"I am president of Tranlvania" said the government
"I am president of Tranlvania" said the government
"msr. president if you don’t evacuate from the doom, the bomb will go
"msr. president if you don't evacuate from the doom, the bomb will go
off"
off"
"yes we know Mr. Bank and I have it all under contorl"
"yes we know Mr. Bank and I have it all under contorl"
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"Great reliefs" John sighed,,wiping forehead with his eyebrows.
"Great reliefs" John sighed,,wiping forehead with his eyebrows.
when the president wiped his clock over his shoulders he said "it is all
when the president wiped his clock over his shoulders he said "it is all
under control Mr. Bank and thank you for Amernica and Canada’s
under control Mr. Bank and thank you for Amernica and Canada's
assistanch for the provectoring of our nation"
assistanch for the provectoring of our nation"
Something seemed suspicious so John BNak went back to hotel room
Something seemed suspicious so John BNak went back to hotel room
where he could review his case files.
where he could review his case files.
I’ll come "too" said chief Michael.
I'll come "too" said chief Michael.
"You followed me to mission?"
"You followed me to mission?"
"This is desperate time, Mr. Agent Bank. I help you with all your
"This is desperate time, Mr. Agent Bank. I help you with all your
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Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 7
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 7
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER THREE
when’d John return from mission?He was gleeted by a hudred
when'd John return from mission?He was gleeted by a hudred
missionmen.
missionmen.
president of the mission told him "John you haves the making of a
president of the mission told him "John you haves the making of a
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terroristing"This have to be connected to my mission. Pull up the
terroristing"This have to be connected to my mission. Pull up the
mission skim antics."
mission skim antics."
Barry Talvers who is John Bank’s partner said "The computer is very
Barry Talvers who is John Bank's partner said "The computer is very
damaged but I have pulled up information that the president of
damaged but I have pulled up information that the president of
Transylvania is Dracula!"
Transylvania is Dracula!"
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stop Drackula."
stop Drackula."
"okays but how tdo I disarm a 300 bombs at once?"
"okays but how tdo I disarm a 300 bombs at once?"
Barry nooded and frowned with his entire face "you can’t do it unless
Barry nooded and frowned with his entire face "you can't do it unless
you were magic."
you were magic."
"What ares you stopping about? That's is an impossible"
"What ares you stopping about? That's is an impossible"
"THAT’S IT magic" an secretary brought in. AND John went digging into
"THAT'S IT magic" an secretary brought in. AND John went digging into
arcives where he finding a tim machine.
arcives where he finding a tim machine.
Barry was shorked "is that a"
Barry was shorked "is that a"
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used up."
used up."
"so we can only use it in the greatest emergency?"
"so we can only use it in the greatest emergency?"
"right so I’ll go first" and he entered a whirling portal and enteret
"right so I'll go first" and he entered a whirling portal and enteret
whirling into medievel kingdom so he could find the legend of chaos
whirling into medievel kingdom so he could find the legend of chaos
magic which is only thing that can stop so many bomps. but the portal
magic which is only thing that can stop so many bomps. but the portal
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Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 10
Dracula 2010 Peter Chimaera 10
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER FIVE
"excuse me!" John told a man but he guy was shock of John Bank’s
"excuse me!" John told a man but he guy was shock of John Bank's
modedn tuxedo which looked wrong for him so John went onmoving
modedn tuxedo which looked wrong for him so John went onmoving
until he came to seeing a breastiful maiden.
until he came to seeing a breastiful maiden.
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"GOUCH" But the man attacksed him with right away
"GOUCH" But the man attacksed him with right away
john felt powerful punch into stomach and was forsed to do a backflip.
john felt powerful punch into stomach and was forsed to do a backflip.
I’ve "GOT YOU" said the bar man and he did a backflip.
I've "GOT YOU" said the bar man and he did a backflip.
John used the backflip to make him to fall over and he fell on bar
John used the backflip to make him to fall over and he fell on bar
which broke all the ale
which broke all the ale
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