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I live alone, and like any college student at NoTsAtAnIcToWn I am an avid fan of teletubbies. |
I live alone, and like any college student at NoTsAtAnIcToWn I am an avid fan of teletubbies. |
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So one day I was using my laptop to binge-watch teletubby episodes on dailymotion (youtube but crappier) when I suddenly |
So one day I was using my laptop to binge-watch teletubby episodes on dailymotion (youtube but crappier) when I suddenly stumbled upon an episode I hadn't seen before. |
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It was titled "EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE" and the thumbnail was the teletubbies but DEAD and with |
It was titled "EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE" and the thumbnail was the teletubbies but DEAD and with hyper realistic bloodeyes, and as I looked at it I began to hear the screams of MY DEAD GRANDMA. |
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"That is very suspicion." I |
"That is very suspicion." I said to myself. "But maybe I just need glasses." |
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So, I |
So, I clicked on the video and then a DEMON popped out of the screen and told me that I will die and go to hell if I watch it. |
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"Lol I'm atheist" I shout back and continue watching. |
"Lol I'm atheist" I shout back and continue watching. |
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The episode starts out with the |
The episode starts out with the four teletubbies - Tinky winky, Dipsy, Laa-laa and Po dancing around a pentagram with whats-his-name hoover robot thing in the middle burning and stuff. But then out of the corner of my eye I saw a fifth tellytubby called SAT TAN walk onscreen. |
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"Oh wow he looks cool," I |
"Oh wow he looks cool," I thought, but then SAT TAN turned around and I saw his face was MY DEAD ROOMMATE with hyper realistic eyebrows that spelled out "YOUR NEXT". |
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I |
I screamed and threw the remote at the TV, smashing it. |
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My dad |
My dad poked his head around my bedroom door. |
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"Son, you have interrupted your mother and I's peperami licking marathon. I am very disappointed." |
"Son, you have interrupted your mother and I's peperami licking marathon. I am very disappointed." |
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"Wait a minute - my dad licks salami in his spare time, not peperami." |
"Wait a minute - my dad licks salami in his spare time, not peperami." |
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My dad's face |
My dad's face contorted, and when it was finished he looked like SATAN, but... (here's the hyper realistic scary part) satan was ME and I was SKELETON with BLOOD EYES but with NO EYES and I was DEAD and I was YOU. |
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"You shouldn't have done that, CHAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Dead no eye blood eye skeleton satan |
"You shouldn't have done that, CHAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Dead no eye blood eye skeleton satan you me screamed, and I sharted myself so hard I died of exhaustion and ragdolled onto the floor, managing to write this entry in my own blood. |
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Remember - don't use dailymotion. |
Remember - don't use dailymotion. |
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[[Category:Lost episudes]] |
[[Category:Lost episudes]] |
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