EVIL PATRIXXX Escapes Federal Custody
This is a sequel to EVIL PATRIXXX the proxy and is based directly after the story, so please read it first.
"IM HAVING A BABY!!!!" yelled EVIL PATRIXXX as he was sitting in the electric chair. "OH SHIT, GET HIM TO THE MEDBAY!" said the guard. Nobody was smart enough to realize that EVIL PATRIXXX was a guy, so he could not get pregnant.
When he was whelled to the medbay in a streacher, he stabbed the doctor in the neck with a scalple. Blood was spurtinout, it was flooding the room, just a hole fucking mess. While this shitshow was goin on, PATRIXXX snuck out of the room.
He snuck into the armory and stole a 9mm pistol, a 12 gauge shotgun, and an ak47. He then walked out and started blastin the guards. He played so much Call Of Duty™ Warzone that he was great at aiming. After killing more guards, he was approched by Robocop. He was a secret goverment experement by the American National Attack Legion, and he was going for PATRIXXX. PATRIXXX punched him once and he fucking exploded.
He kept going through the facility, and killing everything they threw at him, incudling penis bot, Jared Fogle, mecha godzilla, and penis bot 2. He was unstobbable.
Suddenly, he saw Joe Biden. He had a bazooka. Joe shot at PATRIXXX. PATRIXXX doged every bazooka shot, and took cover behind explosion proof wooden boxes. PATRIXXX knew he couldnt kill Joe Biden, because killing the president would get him in ever deeper shit than he already was in. PATRIXXX put down his guns and started to sing "Why cant we be friends" by War, and soon Biden was also singing it. PATRIXXX thought about his intire journey, and realized that everything bad that happened to him during it was because of his actions.
Soon, the entire facility was singing the song, and Biden pardoned PATRIXXX, and payed for his new house. PATRIXXX walked into his new house, hearing the soilders singing the song. He was a changed Starfish.
Epolouge
A week later, PATRIXXX was livin his best life. He was thinking of trolling kids on ROBLOX, but he didnt because that would be rude. He made himself some cereal, but the milk was expired. He then walked to the store to get milk. The cashire said "That would be $0.69 cents sir" PAXTRIXX thought about walking out, but didnt. He bought the milk and went home. The End.
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