EXE.EXE 2: AbloogyWoogyWoo.
Part One
Well, After getting killed by the monster I became a demon. I'm really pissed about that and now i'm a whiny emo bizznitch. At least they taught me grammar lessons in hell... Anyway, here's an important tale for you to here...
Part Two
After being bored a whole bunch in hell, I decided that I would go buy a computer (Infinite money cheat, faggots) and then go play some Minecraft. I bought it, it worked, and everything was juuuuuuuuust PEACHY! I went to bed after a long marathon of Minecraft with my buddies on a server, thinking that I was finally forever happy. But I was wrong! OH HOW I WAS WRONG!
Part Three
After starting the computer up again I noticed that all the files on my computer were replaced with "Sarah_The_Adorable_Flareon.exe" They had the Minecraft logo on it. I clicked on the file and....
Part Four
It went to the minecraft screen like normal... or at least normal for a few seconds. Then everything was tinted red. A bunch of hyperrealistic endermen began to rise out of the water. As the endermen moved closer to the screen, blood and guts started to appear smeared on the screen, and hyperrealistic screams. Not wishing to see this anymore I went to the "Single Player" tab. And what a mistake that was.
Part Five
Instantly I was teleported into a cobblestone room. I didn't even get to select a world. Anyway, I had no tools so I tried breaking the cobblestone with my fists. It didn't work, it was like bedrock. Hyperrealistic blood started dripping down my character's hand and he started sobbing. That's when I realized it wasn't my character or steve's hand so I went to the inventory to check what he looked like. Bad idea.
Part Six
He was a mutilated man. His eyes were scratched out and his other facial features were splattered all over his chest. Also, his fingers, toes, and dick were cut off. He had several spikes driven into his limbs. I almost puked all over the moniter, but I had to press on. I noticed that there was a hole in the wall that wasn't there before. I went through it and there was a (To Be Continued...)
