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{{AN|This theory pasta was written to see if it could possibly be just as fucked up, if not more so, than [[The Truth Behind Super Mario|"The Truth Behind Super Mario"]] and actually have some sense to it. For the record, the theory itself is not meant to be taken seriously as disgusting and edgy as it may be. Whatever, enjoy!}} |
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I bet you're all wondering how the hell Nintendo could've come up with such iconic characters like Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Bowser, Yoshi or hell, even Toad. I've been asking myself the same question every day for the last five years. |
I bet you're all wondering how the hell Nintendo could've come up with such iconic characters like Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Bowser, Yoshi or hell, even Toad. I've been asking myself the same question every day for the last five years. |
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I've been trying to put the pieces together for five years, but I don't feel like I'm getting any closer. Mario and Luigi are obviously based off the schizophrenic Italian-American man and his pushover brother, but then what about Yoshi or Donkey Kong? Bowser Koopa may've come about when Cooper and a turtle were fused together. Princess Peach is based on the woman who was murdered, and her unborn child and Todd LaCroix are possible inspirations for Toad and his whole race of mushroom people. Luigi's girlfriend gave way to Princess Daisy, Mario's ex-girlfriend gave us the damsel in distress who first appeared in "Donkey Kong," and the con artist twins were turned into Wario and Waluigi. Mario's fear of doctors and his tendency to self-medicate with hard drugs gave us the video game "Dr. Mario" and the raccoons and frogs he killed regularly gave inspiration for two power-ups in "Super Mario Bros. 3." And that's all I have to say about this. |
I've been trying to put the pieces together for five years, but I don't feel like I'm getting any closer. Mario and Luigi are obviously based off the schizophrenic Italian-American man and his pushover brother, but then what about Yoshi or Donkey Kong? Bowser Koopa may've come about when Cooper and a turtle were fused together. Princess Peach is based on the woman who was murdered, and her unborn child and Todd LaCroix are possible inspirations for Toad and his whole race of mushroom people. Luigi's girlfriend gave way to Princess Daisy, Mario's ex-girlfriend gave us the damsel in distress who first appeared in "Donkey Kong," and the con artist twins were turned into Wario and Waluigi. Mario's fear of doctors and his tendency to self-medicate with hard drugs gave us the video game "Dr. Mario" and the raccoons and frogs he killed regularly gave inspiration for two power-ups in "Super Mario Bros. 3." And that's all I have to say about this. |
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