Edgy Pokemon ROM hack
When I was 7, I went flea market shopping with my Mum and Dad, when I saw a black DS cartridge which simply said "Pokemon" in grey letters. I begged my parents to buy it for me, as it only costed $6.66, and Pokemon was my life, so much so that my name was legally changed to name to Pokemon Pokemon, they gave in, I put it into my DS when we got home, and the Red and Blue intro happened. My character was in Pokemon Tower, and a metal rendition of the Lavender Town Theme was playing, a Hex girl challenged me, but she defeated my Level 69 Magikarp, and said, "Now I will fucking murder you". Then a drawing of Red being murdered with BLUDD everywhere appeared on the screen with "YOU WILL DIE IN 24 HOURS". I got super scared, and the the cartridge into the fire, and watched as it melted. At that point, a flaming, black skull rose from the fire and said, "THOU MAY HAST DEFEATETH ME, BUT THOU SHALT HAVE MANY NIGHTMARES FOR YEARS TO COMMETH!" in a super deep voice. I got scared, and had MANY NIGHTMARES FOR YEARS THAT CAMETH.
AND NOW THOU SHALT HAVE MANY NIGHTMARES TO COMMETH!
Credited to stormaster
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