Evil Gus
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The News
- News Channel Guy: It's time for the news everybody. We recieved word of some horrifying thing that happened downtown. A giant evil green lizard thingy is going around muredring people. His name is Mr. Gus and he is a criminal. He has gone all around the place murdering tons of people. It says that Mr. Gus comes from a show called Uncle Grandpa. Let's ask the people of Uncle Grandpa about him. Let's ask the person who lives whit this guy, Uncle Grandpa.
- (Screen goes to Uncle Grandpa)
- News Channel Guy: Hello Uncle Grandpa.
- Uncle Grandpa: Good Morning!!!
- News Channel Guy: Uuuh ... hello Uncle Grandpa. Can you tell us about Mr. Gus.
- Uncle Grandpa: Uuuuuuh ... Let's see he's uh ... green and us ... has eyes ... and uh ... uh ... eyes and uh ... I think that his name begins with the letter 4. ... I like peanut butter ...
- News Channel Guy: Okay nevermind this guy is too retarded to tell us about him. Let's go to two of the victims that Mr. Gus has attacked. Let's talk to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person.
- (Screen goes to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person in the hospital)
- News Channel Guy: Hello Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person. I see that Mr. Gus attacked you two in attemt to murder you, but only managed to hooribly injure you. What was it like getting attacked by Mr. Gus?
- (Screen goes to Hot Dog Person who is severely brain damaged)
- News Channel Guy: Hot Dog Person tell us -
- Hot Dog Person: GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!
- (Slaps camera out of the camera man's hands, jumps out of his hospital bed and runs away screaming in insanity. The camera shows him running through the halls and then a bunch of hospital assistants jump up and tackle him.)
- (Screen Goes to Beary Nice)
- News Channel Guy: Beary Nice, tell us what it was like getting attacked by Mr. Gus.
- Beary Nice: I think that getting brutally assaulted and nearly murdered is Beary Nice ... Oh wait ... THAT'S ME!!!
- News Channel Guy: Uuuuuh ... What?
- Beary Nice: I think that it was Beary Nice to get senselessly beaten by a psychopathic dinosaur without any exclamation. I have never ever EVER come this close to death before in my life. This was all a new experience for me, and a Beary Nice one too. Oh wait ... THAT'S ME!!!
- News Channel Guy: Okay can somebody please tell me just what the hell is wrong with this guy?
- Some random dude who must work for the news or somthing: Uh, I think that this is because of the brain damage.
- News Channel Guy: Oh yes of course. Well there you have it folk, Mr. Gus is so violent and horrid of a murder, that he has caused such horrible and severe brain damage to -
- Doctor: Uh actually, he was always like this.
- News Channel Guy: ... what? ...
- Doctor: Yeah, Beary Nice was always this retarded even before the brain damage.
- News Channel Guy: ... okay well that's just scary ...
- Beary Nice: No, not scary, BEARY!!! You're pronouncing my name wrong.
- Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- News Channel Person: Okay, get the cameras out of here, this is just retarded.
- (Hot Dog Person starts beating up the camera man)
- Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!! THE AARDVARKS ARE OUT TO KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
The Story
Alright so, this is the story of this Mr. Gus guy. One day, Mr. Gus woke up in the RV. Then he said. "Uh, goodbye Uncle Grandpa i'm gunna go. I'll be back." Then Uncle Grandpa said "Good Morning!" Then, Mr. Gus got in his car and Mr. Gus was backing out of his driveway in a car. There was a little girl who was playing out in the road with her Barbie dolls. Mr. Gus started to drive away but the he stopped, looked back at the little girl and all of a sudden, he quickly turned around and started driving up toward her really extremely fast and then he ran over her and she was on the ground crying. Then, he ran over her again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again until she died. Then Mr. Gus drove away.
