Evil Gus

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The News

  • News Channel Guy: It's time for the news everybody. We recieved word of some horrifying thing that happened downtown. A giant evil green lizard thingy is going around muredring people. His name is Mr. Gus and he is a criminal. He has gone all around the place murdering tons of people. It says that Mr. Gus comes from a show called Uncle Grandpa. Let's ask the people of Uncle Grandpa about him. Let's ask the person who lives whit this guy, Uncle Grandpa.
  • (Screen goes to Uncle Grandpa)
  • News Channel Guy: Hello Uncle Grandpa.
  • Uncle Grandpa: Good Morning!!!
  • News Channel Guy: Uuuh ... hello Uncle Grandpa. Can you tell us about Mr. Gus.
  • Uncle Grandpa: Uuuuuuh ... Let's see he's uh ... green and us ... has eyes ... and uh ... uh ... eyes and uh ... I think that his name begins with the letter 4. ... I like peanut butter ...
  • News Channel Guy: Okay nevermind this guy is too retarded to tell us about him. Let's go to two of the victims that Mr. Gus has attacked. Let's talk to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person.
  • (Screen goes to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person in the hospital)
  • News Channel Guy: Hello Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person. I see that Mr. Gus attacked you two in attemt to murder you, but only managed to hooribly injure you. What was it like getting attacked by Mr. Gus?
  • (Screen goes to Hot Dog Person who is severely brain damaged)
  • News Channel Guy: Hot Dog Person tell us -
  • Hot Dog Person: GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!
  • (Slaps camera out of the camera man's hands, jumps out of his hospital bed and runs away screaming in insanity. The camera shows him running through the halls and then a bunch of hospital assistants jump up and tackle him.)
  • (Screen Goes to Beary Nice)
  • News Channel Guy: Beary Nice, tell us what it was like getting attacked by Mr. Gus.
  • Beary Nice: I think that getting brutally assaulted and nearly murdered is Beary Nice ... Oh wait ... THAT'S ME!!!
  • News Channel Guy: Uuuuuh ... What?
  • Beary Nice: I think that it was Beary Nice to get senselessly beaten by a psychopathic dinosaur without any exclamation. I have never ever EVER come this close to death before in my life. This was all a new experience for me, and a Beary Nice one too. Oh wait ... THAT'S ME!!!
  • News Channel Guy: Okay can somebody please tell me just what the hell is wrong with this guy?
  • Some random dude who must work for the news or somthing: Uh, I think that this is because of the brain damage.
  • News Channel Guy: Oh yes of course. Well there you have it folk, Mr. Gus is so violent and horrid of a murder, that he has caused such horrible and severe brain damage to -
  • Doctor: Uh actually, he was always like this.
  • News Channel Guy: ... what? ...
  • Doctor: Yeah, Beary Nice was always this retarded even before the brain damage.
  • News Channel Guy: ... okay well that's just scary ...
  • Beary Nice: No, not scary, BEARY!!! You're pronouncing my name wrong.
  • Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • News Channel Person: Okay, get the cameras out of here, this is just retarded.
  • (Hot Dog Person starts beating up the camera man)
  • Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!! THE AARDVARKS ARE OUT TO KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

The Story

Alright so, this is the story of this Mr. Gus guy. One day, Mr. Gus woke up in the RV. Then he said. "Uh, goodbye Uncle Grandpa i'm gunna go. I'll be back." Then Uncle Grandpa said "Good Morning!" Then, Mr. Gus got in his car and Mr. Gus was backing out of his driveway in a car. I was standing outside of this place so I witnessed this all. There was a little girl who was playing out in the road with her Barbie dolls. Mr. Gus started to drive away but the he stopped, looked back at the little girl and all of a sudden, he quickly turned around and started driving up toward her really extremely fast and then he ran over her and she was on the ground crying. Then, he ran over her again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again until she died. Then Mr. Gus drove away. Then I said "Whoa! Mr. Gus just killed a little girl!" Then, Mr. Gus drove back because he heard me and said. "HEY! YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU LITTLE PRICK!!! IF YOU TELL ON ME SO HAVE IT I WILL KILL YOU TOO!!!" Then I said "Mr. Gus killed a little girl!" Then Mr. Gus said "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" Then I said "OH MY GOD! Mr. Gus? You killed a little girl?" Then Mr. Gus said "SHUT UP KID STOP TALKING" Why would you kill a little girl? Then Mr. Gus said "KID! STOP TALKING!!!" Then I screamed at the top of my lungs out in public where everybody could hear "MR. GUS KILLED A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! MR. GUS KILLED A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! MR. GUS KILLED A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!! MR. GUS KILLED A LITTLE -" Then Mr. Gus cut me off and said "GET IN HERE YOU LITTLE KID!" And he covered my mouth, and threw me in the trunk of his car. Then he looked back at me and said "I'll kill you later, in the mean time SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Then he got out some meth and started smoking it. Then I said "Mr. Gus, doing drugs is bad. You should never take meth. Meth is illegal." Then Mr. Gus said "NOBODY ASKED YOU NOW SHUT UP!!!" Then I said "But Mr. Gus -" Then Mr. Gus cut me off and said "FUCK YOU!" and he threw a bottle of liquor at me and it just barely missed me. Then, Mr. Gus put a stick of crack in his mouth and he slammed on the gas petal and he started jetting off extremely fast. Mr. Gus drove his car right trough the park gates and started killing people by running them over and shooting a gun out the window. Then I said "Mr. Gus it is not polite to kill people." Then Mr. Gus said "HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SHUT THAT TALKING ASSHOLE THAT'S GROWING ON YOUR FACE!!!???" Then I said "It's not okay to kill people in real life. Maybe it would be okay to kill people in Pacific Rim but not in real life." Then Mr. Gus ran over a big rock in the ground which caused him to drop his gun out the window and run over it with the back wheels of his car, and for his crack to fall out of his mouth and into a baby's carriage and for his head to smash up on the roof of his car and for him to start spinning senselessly out of control. Then Mr. Gus said "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then I said "Wow, Mr. Gus, you're not nearly as nice as you look on TV. In fact, -" Then Mr. Gus reached out to grab me with some furious looking angry pissed off eyes and said "FOR FUCK SAKE KID!!!!!! FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!! IM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But before he could grab me, he slammed into a curb and it sent the car flying and spinning in the air and it started smashing all over the ground and destroying everything leaving people screaming and running in fear more than they were before. Me and Mr. Gus were flying everywhere in the car and screaming and so were all of his drugs and alcohol. Then, all of his drugs fell out of the car and he blamed me for it. Then, he jumped back and tried to kill me again. He grabbed me, but before he could kill me the car smashed into the giant fountain at the park and it exploded all over the place. The car was destroyed and Mr. Gus was lying there on the ground under a giant metal burning car part. Mr. Gus got up and - well tried to get up and then he slipped and banged his face on the concrete ground causing him to bleed and cry everywhere. Then I said "I want some candy? ... I want some candy? ... Some candy? ... Do I want some candy? ... Mr. Gus tell me the answer to this do I want some candy?" Then Mr. Gus said "Please kid ... I don't want much out of you ... I don't even want to kill you anymore ... But could you please do me this one last favor and shut the fuck up?" Then I said "Okay but first I want you to tell me do I want some candy?" Then Mr. Gus just started crying in pain and misery as I kept on repetitively and annoyingly asking him "Do I want some candy?" Then the police showed up. There were CRAP LOADS of them. They were everywhere and they all were going to arrest Mr. Gus. They all started surrounding him and then Mr. Gus got up and started walking forward in a straight line crying. He kept on nudging the police out of the way like it was nothing. The police were weirded out as to just why the hell he would be doing that in a major situation like this where all the guns were pointed at him and he was the big doofus in trouble there. Then, Mr. Gus just started shoving them out of the way, pounding them even, KILLING them even, and then it got to the point where Mr. Gus was just senselessly beating and killing the cops while letting out some ginormous evil roar and had burning red eyes and was breathing fire. Then, the cops all started shooting at him but it was having no affect. Then, Mr. Gus roared and blew a ginormous blast of fire which sent all of those cops flying. Then, he walked up to me, grabbed me by the head, threw me into the back of a police car, handcuffed me, duct taped my mouth, tied me up in rope, locked me in some chains, and said "I've got a very special death for you. Just you wait. I will kill you like i've killed no other person before. Just you wait." Then he got in the car and drove away. He drove me back to the RV and went inside. Uncle Grandpa was there and said "Good Morning Mr. Gus! You came back just in time for lunch!" Today we're having Zaxbys." Pizza Steve, Belly Bag, and Giant Realistic Flying Tiger were all sitting around the table eating their food. Mr. Gus pulled out his pocket knife, reached out, grabbed Belly Bag by one of his strings, and pulled him back and started painfully slaughtering him with his knife. All of his stuff spilled out of him as he cut him open. Everyone screamed in shock after what they just saw. Then Mr. Gus said "I'm going to be right back. I'm gunna go get something. You guys don't move a fucking BIT!!! Look at what I just did and think really hard about how you should obey me." Mr. Gus went back into his car and got me. He brought me back into the RV and when he came back Uncle Grandpa was happily standing there and he said "Good Morning! Today we're havi-" Mr. Gus shot Uncle Grandpa with his gun before he could finish his sentence. Then Mr. Gus jumped up on Giant Realistic Flying Tiger and started slaughtering and stabbing her in the back. Then Giant Realistic Flying Tiger said "ROAR!" Then Mr. Gus said "You are going to shut up and do as a say you got that?" Giant Realistic Flying Tiger just nodded her head because she could not talk. Mr. Gus took her into his room with him and locked the door. Pizza Steve was still sitting there in that room alone. Then I thought to myself "What idiot would just leave the scene of a crime without killing that one witness? ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! MR. GUS IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Then, Pizza Steve came over to me and untied me from my trap. Then I said "Hey, Thank's Pizza Steve. I was getting sick of not being able to move in there." Then Pizza Steve said "Dude, we've gotta get the hell out of here!"