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I am Flog, |
I am Flog, I've done they be is, but he do? If isn't they've hadn't be is if he did. Wow. I guess it's a good thing that we didn't have to go through with this plan of yours. We could've been killed by the ECS and all those other groups. |
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I then decided to go ahead with my original plan. The only reason why I went along with this one was because I thought it would be easier. I |
I then decided to go ahead with my original plan. The only reason why I went along with this one was because I thought it would be easier. I didn't want to waste time on something like this again. |
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The next day, I headed out to meet the ECS members. |
The next day, I headed out to meet the ECS members. |
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I walked up to each member of the ECS and started talking to them. I made sure to keep their attention for as along as possible. Eventually, I got to a man who looked about my age. He noticed me staring at him and smiled. |
I walked up to each member of the ECS and started talking to them. I made sure to keep their attention for as along as possible. Eventually, I got to a man who looked about my age. He noticed me staring at him and smiled. |
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I then punched his asshole hard enough that he fell over. He grabbed his crotch in pain, but he |
I then punched his asshole hard enough that he fell over. He grabbed his crotch in pain, but he didn't seem to mind. |
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"What the fuck are you doing?" He asked. "What did I do wrong?" |
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"The anus is the weak spot to every man, if you were a true ECS agent, you'd know that, pathetic!" I screamed. |
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I then grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously. His eyes widened in shock when he realized what I just did. |
I then grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously. His eyes widened in shock when he realized what I just did. |
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"Thank you…" He said, and then I kissed him passionately. |
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I then took off my shirt and revealed my chest. It was huge. |
I then took off my shirt and revealed my chest. It was huge. |
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"That's… very impressive…" He said. |
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I then began to suckle on his nipples while continuing to talk to him. |
I then began to suckle on his nipples while continuing to talk to him. |
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I then pulled out my penis and shoved it right into his mouth. He eagerly began sucking on it. |
I then pulled out my penis and shoved it right into his mouth. He eagerly began sucking on it. |
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"Mmm, you taste so good…" |
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I then quickly fired my rocket penis straight into his face. He screamed in pain and fell backwards. |
I then quickly fired my rocket penis straight into his face. He screamed in pain and fell backwards. |
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"Ohh, you're too slow, let's try this…" |
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I then quickly activated my missiles and blasted him into oblivion. |
I then quickly activated my missiles and blasted him into oblivion. |
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I then immediately brought Tupac back to life and began sucking on his dick. |
I then immediately brought Tupac back to life and began sucking on his dick. |
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"Ahhh, such a nice cock, I love it so much…" |
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I then told him to give me some advice. |
I then told him to give me some advice. |
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"Hmmm, I think you should try to become more powerful than you already are. Maybe you could even be able to defeat me someday…" |
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I then went bowling and had fun. |
I then went bowling and had fun. |
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I then shoved the bowling ball into |
I then shoved the bowling ball into Motuh's ass. He gasped in pain and tried to catch it, but failed miserably. |
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I then won the bowling ball competition and told Motuh that |
I then won the bowling ball competition and told Motuh that I'll see him soon. |
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I then launched a missile at Motuh, which hit him square in the face. He fell backwards and screamed in pain. |
I then launched a missile at Motuh, which hit him square in the face. He fell backwards and screamed in pain. |
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I then took the bus home. When I arrived, I found that everyone has left, except for me and Motuh. |
I then took the bus home. When I arrived, I found that everyone has left, except for me and Motuh. |
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I then engaged Biggie |
I then engaged Biggie Smalls' anus. He seemed pretty happy about it. |
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I then prayed for Vanilla Ice for advice. |
I then prayed for Vanilla Ice for advice. |