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The first time i masturbated, i was all alone with a venus flytrap. |
The first time i masturbated, i was all alone with a venus flytrap. |
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And i said to myself; "You know what? i want this ''Venus'' Flytrap...to become a ''Penis'' Flytrap!" |
And i said to myself; "You know what? i want this ''Venus'' Flytrap... to become a ''Penis'' Flytrap!" |
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And then i laughed at my own hilarious and woody pun for several minutes. |
And then i laughed at my own hilarious and woody pun for several minutes. |
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And that's the story, of how my dick got bit off, by a penis flytrap. Thank you for reading, goodbye! |
And that's the story, of how my dick got bit off, by a penis flytrap. Thank you for reading, goodbye! |
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Latest revision as of 20:18, 19 October 2022
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The first time i masturbated, i was all alone with a venus flytrap.
And i said to myself; "You know what? i want this Venus Flytrap... to become a Penis Flytrap!"
And then i laughed at my own hilarious and woody pun for several minutes.
After that, i said to the venus flytrap; "Hey buddy, you know what's about to happen?"
And then he said; "I can't speak or think because i'm a plant"
And then i was like; "Oh whatever that's cool bro..."
And then i shoved my cock right down it's throat, and it started sucking on it, and i was like "Yeah...yeah...wait no! This was a terrible idea...it's so painful...i...this was awful why did i do this?"
And that's the story, of how my dick got bit off, by a penis flytrap. Thank you for reading, goodbye!
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