For fucks sake, please just wake the fuck up you shithead

Look, asshole.

We did the original "It has been reported that some victims of torture" creepypasta. You didn't believe us. Fine.

So we made another creepypasta. And another. We've got, like, 30 variants of "you're in a coma please wake up" or "you're in a dream, please wake up" stories per website.

Do you know how hard it is for me to keep coming up with variants on this? I'm a doctor, not a creative writer. I don't fucking know how many more ways to say wake the hell up I have.

Just, look. Yes, you're in a coma. it was tragic at first but now it's just frustrating for everyone. We have been telling you over and over through creepypastas and it's just not sinking in your thick skull. Maybe if you read anything fucking else? Goddammit.

I bet you're ignoring this one, too. Yep. "just a creepypasta", you say. Just like attempts 1 through 300.

God, I'm so tired of this.

I guess I'm trying the puppet show. if you see on YouTube a video with a puppet telling you to wake up, don't ignore it. Like, listen for even a minute I put actual effort into it. Bet you didn't think of that you lazy moron, did you?

Come on.

Please wake up.

I have other patients. Just please wake the FUCK UP asshole!

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Credited to Urbenmyth 

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