Freaky Wednesday
Bruce and Brice were 23-year-old brothers. Each one controlled one arm, one leg and one mouth. But both of them had two eyes. In case you have not figured out what they are, I will continue to describe them. They share a torso a neck and a hip.
"Why do you get to control the right hand, Bruce? I'm right handed you know?"
"Shut up Brice. I'm left handed and you don't hear me complaining."
They are Siamese twins. Or body-sharers if you are a dumb idiot.
Being the logical, right handed one that Brice is. He was in charge of coordinating their feet.
"Left, right, left, right, left, right." He said, taking a step every time he said left.
They were now facing the foot of their bed. Then they go on the bed with their feet at the foot of the bed.
Both Bruce and Brice were still fuming about having the wrong hand. Flipping each other off under the blanket so the other could not see while their internal mind voices whispered "Fuck you" repeatedly. Which the other heard because they can read each other's thoughts.
As they grew tired, they both said in unison. "I just wish we could switch places, just for one day. We would have a fun filled adventure full of hijinks like that really regular women from the yogurt commercials and redhead who is female." Then fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, two alternating piano keys began to trill up and down the musical scale. And from a birds eye view, translucent versions of Bruce and Brice floated above their bodies and began crisscrossing in sync with the piano keys. When the music stopped Brice's translucent form sunk into Bruce's body and Bruce's translucent form sunk into Brice's body. But you wouldn't be able to tell which one was which because they are identical twins.
The next morning, Bruce and Brice wake up. They look up to see the ceiling had moved. Wait no, the ceiling hadn't moved. They had. They both pop up and look at each other inside each other and started screaming at each other. They continued to look at each other and scream like two guys who just drove a car off a cliff together.
They walked all the way down the stairs like this and did not stop until they were sitting at the breakfast table. Brice went to pick up the cereal box but backhanded it over instead.
"I'm not use to my hand facing that direction."
Bruce went to pick up the milk but spilled it all over the place because he sucks at using his new hand.
"I'm sorry I said I wanted to switch sides" cried Bruce.
"I'm sorry too" said Brice.
And then in unison they both say "I want to switch back to my body like Jamie Lee Curtis in that one movie. I'd be Jamie Lee Curtis. No, I'd be Jamie Lee Curtis."
Nothing happened. They both stayed in their new body and struggled to pick up spoons because they are not used to their thumbs being on the opposite side of their hand.
Turns out Brice was not right handed and Bruce was not Left handed after all.
These freaky events took place on a Wednesday...
Originally uploaded on May 6, 2015
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