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It was a normal day. GABEN told me about the lastest HL2 Siggraph showcase, and they wanted me to capture footage, so I launched up half-life 2, and I noticed it didn't say Half-life 2.exe, but it instead said gasmaskcitizen.exe... I ignored it, and tried to get to the showcase map, but I picked the wrong map by accident. The HL1 hud showed up as usual because we didn't finish the HL2 hud yet. It had a weird wind-like sound in the background, and it kept on changing to some weird messages I couldn't make out. I walked up to a gasmask citizen, and they charged at me with no animation. They said the most Mortifying thing ever... "DO NOT FORGET MY FREE TVs..." It was a moment later. my HL2 crashed, and then I heard that same quote again. It opened back up, but instead of the usual map, it was a blank and empty void... Gasmask citizens were spawning in as the camera was forced to spin around. After a while, it automatically closed, and it left a weird .txt file on my desktop. The file was called, "PLEASE_FREE_US.txt." I opened it, and it was just a wall of text saying, "VALVE WON'T LET US OUT." |
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IT WAS A NORMAL DAY. GABEN TOLD ME ABOUT THE LASTEST HL2 SIGGRAPH SHOWCASE, AND THEY WANTED ME TO CAPTURE FOOTAGE, SO I LAUNCHED UP HALF-LIFE 2, AND I NOTICED IT DIDN'T SAY HALF-LIFE 2.EXE, BUT IT INSTEAD SAID GASMASKCITIZEN.EXE... I IGNORED IT, AND TRIED TO GET TO THE SHOWCASE MAP, BUT I PICKED THE WRONG MAP BY ACCIDENT. THE HL1 HUD SHOWED UP AS USUAL BECAUSE WE DIDN'T FINISH THE HL2 HUD YET. IT HAD A WEIRD WIND-LIKE SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND, AND IT KEPT ON CHANGING TO SOME WEIRD MESSAGES I COULDN'T MAKE OUT. I WALKED UP TO A GASMASK CITIZEN, AND THEY CHARGED AT ME WITH NO ANIMATION. THEY SAID THE MOST MORTIFYING THING EVER... "DO NOT FORGET MY FREE TVS..." IT WAS A MOMENT LATER. MY HL2 CRASHED, AND THEN I HEARD THAT SAME QUOTE AGAIN. IT OPENED BACK UP, BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL MAP, IT WAS A BLANK AND EMPTY VOID... GASMASK CITIZENS WERE SPAWNING IN AS THE CAMERA WAS FORCED TO SPIN AROUND. AFTER A WHILE, IT AUTOMATICALLY CLOSED, AND IT LEFT A WEIRD .TXT FILE ON MY DESKTOP. THE FILE WAS CALLED, "PLEASE_FREE_US.TXT." I OPENED IT, AND IT WAS JUST A WALL OF TEXT SAYING, "VALVE WON'T LET US OUT." |
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Latest revision as of 20:20, 19 October 2022
Inspired by Wirelex.
IT WAS A NORMAL DAY. GABEN TOLD ME ABOUT THE LASTEST HL2 SIGGRAPH SHOWCASE, AND THEY WANTED ME TO CAPTURE FOOTAGE, SO I LAUNCHED UP HALF-LIFE 2, AND I NOTICED IT DIDN'T SAY HALF-LIFE 2.EXE, BUT IT INSTEAD SAID GASMASKCITIZEN.EXE... I IGNORED IT, AND TRIED TO GET TO THE SHOWCASE MAP, BUT I PICKED THE WRONG MAP BY ACCIDENT. THE HL1 HUD SHOWED UP AS USUAL BECAUSE WE DIDN'T FINISH THE HL2 HUD YET. IT HAD A WEIRD WIND-LIKE SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND, AND IT KEPT ON CHANGING TO SOME WEIRD MESSAGES I COULDN'T MAKE OUT. I WALKED UP TO A GASMASK CITIZEN, AND THEY CHARGED AT ME WITH NO ANIMATION. THEY SAID THE MOST MORTIFYING THING EVER... "DO NOT FORGET MY FREE TVS..." IT WAS A MOMENT LATER. MY HL2 CRASHED, AND THEN I HEARD THAT SAME QUOTE AGAIN. IT OPENED BACK UP, BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL MAP, IT WAS A BLANK AND EMPTY VOID... GASMASK CITIZENS WERE SPAWNING IN AS THE CAMERA WAS FORCED TO SPIN AROUND. AFTER A WHILE, IT AUTOMATICALLY CLOSED, AND IT LEFT A WEIRD .TXT FILE ON MY DESKTOP. THE FILE WAS CALLED, "PLEASE_FREE_US.TXT." I OPENED IT, AND IT WAS JUST A WALL OF TEXT SAYING, "VALVE WON'T LET US OUT."
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