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I clicked the video, and it started out as an episode of iCarly. I cannot recall which episode this was, but the scene contained was of Carly yelling at T-Bo. When she was done, T-Bo walked out of the room, and this is when the whole thing got really fucked up. The camera zoomed in on Carly's face as it began to twist and contort. As the camera got extremely close, the shot cross-faded to a sloppy drawing of Carly. This is when I knew that I should put the lube away, but I just couldn't move. For some reason, I was stunned. I mean, I knew PornHub's quality standards were pretty low, but not this bad.

The crudely drawn Carly appeared to have been sketched in crayon with the head of Miranda Cosgrove cut out from a magazine, and animated on several pieces of paper. Slowly, atop the head of this Cartoon Carly appeared the words, "Fuck T-Bo." She then produced a large knife. It may have been a kukri, or perhaps a machete. It could have even just been one of those really big steak knives, you know, those ones you get at Outback and think, like, ~~‘wow~~, this is really cool,' but you would never actually buy one, because they're probably really expensive, like, fifteen bucks, or something, and your job at McDonalds really doesn't allow for those kind of impulse purchases?

The crudely drawn Carly appeared to have been sketched in crayon with the head of Miranda Cosgrove cut out from a magazine, and animated on several pieces of paper. Slowly, atop the head of this Cartoon Carly appeared the words, "Fuck T-Bo." She then produced a large knife. It may have been a kukri, or perhaps a machete. It could have even just been one of those really big steak knives, you know, those ones you get at Outback and think, like, 'wow, this is really cool,' but you would never actually buy one, because they're probably really expensive, like, fifteen bucks, or something, and your job at McDonalds really doesn't allow for those kind of impulse purchases?

Anyway, after she pulled out the knife, the video cut to a close up of Cartoon Carly, which appeared to be a screenshot from the show traced in crayon as a real knife came up to it, and she licked it in a provocative fashion. I suppose it was intended to be erotic, but if you were going to go that far to make something sexy, you might as well just put a dick in there somewhere, you know? At this point, I don't think they were going for anything sexy.

It was at this point that the music began to get loud. Oh yeah, the music, I probably should have established that. Basically, the music was this weird sort of sound. In fact, the word ~~‘music~~' may be a bit flattering. It sort of sounded like somebody crying into the broad end of a saxophone. I have to say, this was not the typical porn soundtrack that I had come to expect. However, this was no typical porn video.

It was at this point that the music began to get loud. Oh yeah, the music, I probably should have established that. Basically, the music was this weird sort of sound. In fact, the word 'music' may be a bit flattering. It sort of sounded like somebody crying into the broad end of a saxophone. I have to say, this was not the typical porn soundtrack that I had come to expect. However, this was no typical porn video.

The Cartoon Carly began walking to the right side of the frame – if you can even call it that – at which a door appeared. Carly knocked on the door, and accompanying this was a loud knocking sound effect. Good thing I was wearing headphones at the time, or else my parents would have definitely been woken up at this point. The door opened slowly, and Carly walked inside. T-Bo stood there, a paper head cut- out on top of a crude stick figure. Unassuming, T-Bo sat there, attempting to place several cups of smoothie onto a stick. His efforts were in vain, however, as each attempt only resulted in the cups bursting, tropical smoothie spraying all over his rudimentary ~~‘body~~'.

The Cartoon Carly began walking to the right side of the frame – if you can even call it that – at which a door appeared. Carly knocked on the door, and accompanying this was a loud knocking sound effect. Good thing I was wearing headphones at the time, or else my parents would have definitely been woken up at this point. The door opened slowly, and Carly walked inside. T-Bo stood there, a paper head cut- out on top of a crude stick figure. Unassuming, T-Bo sat there, attempting to place several cups of smoothie onto a stick. His efforts were in vain, however, as each attempt only resulted in the cups bursting, tropical smoothie spraying all over his rudimentary 'body'.

Words appeared at the top of the video, reading as such: "Fuck you, T-Bo." Accompanying the text was a loud, nigh ear-piercing whisper, reading the text aloud. The voice was pitched up to an extreme degree, and I could have sworn that there was blood pouring out my ear around my earbuds, though that may have been sweat; I didn't bother checking however, as my hands remained motionless, one in front of my gaping mouth and the other around my now flaccid chode.

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 I clicked the video, and it started out as an episode of iCarly. I cannot recall which episode this was, but the scene contained was of Carly yelling at T-Bo. When she was done, T-Bo walked out of the room, and this is when the whole thing got really fucked up. The camera zoomed in on Carly's face as it began to twist and contort. As the camera got extremely close, the shot cross-faded to a sloppy drawing of Carly. This is when I knew that I should put the lube away, but I just couldn't move. For some reason, I was stunned. I mean, I knew PornHub's quality standards were pretty low, but not this bad.
-The crudely drawn Carly appeared to have been sketched in crayon with the head of Miranda Cosgrove cut out from a magazine, and animated on several pieces of paper. Slowly, atop the head of this Cartoon Carly appeared the words, "Fuck T-Bo." She then produced a large knife. It may have been a kukri, or perhaps a machete. It could have even just been one of those really big steak knives, you know, those ones you get at Outback and think, like, ‘wow, this is really cool,' but you would never actually buy one, because they're probably really expensive, like, fifteen bucks, or something, and your job at McDonalds really doesn't allow for those kind of impulse purchases?
+The crudely drawn Carly appeared to have been sketched in crayon with the head of Miranda Cosgrove cut out from a magazine, and animated on several pieces of paper. Slowly, atop the head of this Cartoon Carly appeared the words, "Fuck T-Bo." She then produced a large knife. It may have been a kukri, or perhaps a machete. It could have even just been one of those really big steak knives, you know, those ones you get at Outback and think, like, 'wow, this is really cool,' but you would never actually buy one, because they're probably really expensive, like, fifteen bucks, or something, and your job at McDonalds really doesn't allow for those kind of impulse purchases?
 Anyway, after she pulled out the knife, the video cut to a close up of Cartoon Carly, which appeared to be a screenshot from the show traced in crayon as a real knife came up to it, and she licked it in a provocative fashion. I suppose it was intended to be erotic, but if you were going to go that far to make something sexy, you might as well just put a dick in there somewhere, you know? At this point, I don't think they were going for anything sexy.
-It was at this point that the music began to get loud. Oh yeah, the music, I probably should have established that. Basically, the music was this weird sort of sound. In fact, the word ‘music' may be a bit flattering. It sort of sounded like somebody crying into the broad end of a saxophone. I have to say, this was not the typical porn soundtrack that I had come to expect. However, this was no typical porn video.
+It was at this point that the music began to get loud. Oh yeah, the music, I probably should have established that. Basically, the music was this weird sort of sound. In fact, the word 'music' may be a bit flattering. It sort of sounded like somebody crying into the broad end of a saxophone. I have to say, this was not the typical porn soundtrack that I had come to expect. However, this was no typical porn video.
-The Cartoon Carly began walking to the right side of the frame – if you can even call it that – at which a door appeared. Carly knocked on the door, and accompanying this was a loud knocking sound effect. Good thing I was wearing headphones at the time, or else my parents would have definitely been woken up at this point. The door opened slowly, and Carly walked inside. T-Bo stood there, a paper head cut- out on top of a crude stick figure. Unassuming, T-Bo sat there, attempting to place several cups of smoothie onto a stick. His efforts were in vain, however, as each attempt only resulted in the cups bursting, tropical smoothie spraying all over his rudimentary ‘body'.
+The Cartoon Carly began walking to the right side of the frame – if you can even call it that – at which a door appeared. Carly knocked on the door, and accompanying this was a loud knocking sound effect. Good thing I was wearing headphones at the time, or else my parents would have definitely been woken up at this point. The door opened slowly, and Carly walked inside. T-Bo stood there, a paper head cut- out on top of a crude stick figure. Unassuming, T-Bo sat there, attempting to place several cups of smoothie onto a stick. His efforts were in vain, however, as each attempt only resulted in the cups bursting, tropical smoothie spraying all over his rudimentary 'body'.
 Words appeared at the top of the video, reading as such: "Fuck you, T-Bo." Accompanying the text was a loud, nigh ear-piercing whisper, reading the text aloud. The voice was pitched up to an extreme degree, and I could have sworn that there was blood pouring out my ear around my earbuds, though that may have been sweat; I didn't bother checking however, as my hands remained motionless, one in front of my gaping mouth and the other around my now flaccid chode.