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Last week, we discussed whether or not Doctor Strange's multiverse could be real. And I finally have an answer! Using Stephen Hawking's multiverse theory, I concluded that there are in fact 14,000,605 possible multiverses. |
Last week, we discussed whether or not Doctor Strange's multiverse could be real. And I finally have an answer! Using Stephen Hawking's multiverse theory, I concluded that there are in fact 14,000,605 possible multiverses. |
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But there is one |
But there is one problem... Out of the 14,000,605 multiverses, there isn't a single where you get some bitches. This is a quite rare phenomena. This lack of bitch-getting is so rare, that even Dream had better odds at speedrunning Minecraft. And he FUCKING CHEATED. I know you're probably asking, "Why? Why do I get no bitches?". But I think a better question is: Who? As in who the fuck asked? You see, nobody asked for your opinion. And by you giving it anyway, tells us that you want attention. |
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A very common symptom of fatherless children. Funnily enough, there also isn't a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk. |
A very common symptom of fatherless children. Funnily enough, there also isn't a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk. |
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Latest revision as of 07:22, 30 August 2023
Last week, we discussed whether or not Doctor Strange's multiverse could be real. And I finally have an answer! Using Stephen Hawking's multiverse theory, I concluded that there are in fact 14,000,605 possible multiverses.
But there is one problem... Out of the 14,000,605 multiverses, there isn't a single where you get some bitches. This is a quite rare phenomena. This lack of bitch-getting is so rare, that even Dream had better odds at speedrunning Minecraft. And he FUCKING CHEATED. I know you're probably asking, "Why? Why do I get no bitches?". But I think a better question is: Who? As in who the fuck asked? You see, nobody asked for your opinion. And by you giving it anyway, tells us that you want attention.
A very common symptom of fatherless children. Funnily enough, there also isn't a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk.
BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY. A F I L M THEORY.
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