Gamer's Life

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I sat on the edge of my throne.

The news i had just heard was wonderful!

My Father's crown,only a small bit inside of some cave!

I could truly become the High King!If i succeded in my task,that is.

I equipped the mace in wich i had bound the soul of a Sun God.

The Shield Of Earth,Which,i was told,Was stronger than Darksteel.

and the Armor of Gaia,Made of the skin of the Earth God.

I was ready.

I strode in to the dark cave,confident in my abilities.

Wait,what was that noise?

Oh no.

There was one thing i didn't have...

...A Lantern...

(WET CRUNCHING NOISE)



"You were eaten by a Grue."



No matter,i would just reload a save that i had.

A cold feeling of dread hit me

I did remember to save,didn't i?

I checked the save files.


"Last save:12.15.2007"


And that my friends was what made me stop gaming all together.



And then a skeleton popped out.All that was left after the Grue was done with me.