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== '''GARFIELD'S FATEFUL MONDAY ''' == |
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It was a monday, like any other monday. or so i thought. i turn on my clunky television to the news like any other monday and the headline is this: "WEIRD LOOKIN CAT SCREAMIN' LASAGNA AND WACKING PEOPLE IN FACE" |
It was a monday, like any other monday. or so i thought. i turn on my clunky television to the news like any other monday and the headline is this: "WEIRD LOOKIN CAT SCREAMIN' LASAGNA AND WACKING PEOPLE IN FACE" |
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"fake news |
'''"fake news" '''i though to myself, oh boi oh boi oh boi was i wrongg. I grab my keys and set out for work. everything was blue. just blue. nothing came close to the blueness of that monday. "very blue day today", i thought to myself. i hear REEEES and SCREECHES and CCCCCCCCCCCCs from every corner. "'''fake news"''' I thought once again. oh boi oh boi oh boi was i wrongg. I grab my keys and set out the car to investigate. |
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little did i know, i was the garfield's next victim. |
little did i know, i was the garfield's next victim. |
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i hear some FOOT CLOPS CLOPPING from behind me. they were very quick and then i realised i was being chased. i turn around. I SEE THE CAT. |
i hear some FOOT CLOPS CLOPPING from behind me. they were very quick and then i realised i was being chased. i turn around. I SEE THE CAT. |
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IT CRIES "GARFIELD WISHES YOU A HAPPY MONDAY" |
IT CRIES '''"GARFIELD WISHES YOU A HAPPY MONDAY"''' |
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AND THEN, IT WAILS OUT IN ITS DISAPPOINTED VOICE "TIME TO SHAKE YOUR TAIL LIKE THIS FUNNY CAT DOE" |
AND THEN, IT WAILS OUT IN ITS DISAPPOINTED VOICE "'''TIME TO SHAKE YOUR TAIL LIKE THIS FUNNY CAT DOE"''' |
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out came its veri dangerous tail and it GRASPS ME WITH THE GRASP OF A THOUSAND GRASPS |
out came its veri dangerous tail and it GRASPS ME WITH THE GRASP OF A THOUSAND GRASPS |
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"LASAAAGNAAAAAAA" the creature bellowed as it bared its teeth close to my squirming face. |
'''"LASAAAGNAAAAAAA" '''the creature bellowed as it bared its teeth close to my squirming face. |
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'''chomp''' |
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''fake news |
''fake news, i thought, '''oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi was i wrong. ''''' |
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wacked, i was |
'''wacked, i was''' |
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Then a skeleton popped out! |
Then a skeleton popped out! |