Gorillas are the gigachads of nature

From Trollpasta Wiki
Revision as of 12:14, 2 November 2022 by TrollpastaBot (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Gorillas are really just the gigachads of nature come to think of it. They're so jacked they could probably slap you into the next dimension and make origami with your skeleton if you gave them a reason, but they're so chill and unafraid of people that to my knowledge at least, every attack on humans was provoked by the human first. They're so unbothered by people that you can pull up on a group of them eating and chilling together with a video camera and they'll probab...")
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigationJump to search

Gorillas are really just the gigachads of nature come to think of it. They're so jacked they could probably slap you into the next dimension and make origami with your skeleton if you gave them a reason, but they're so chill and unafraid of people that to my knowledge at least, every attack on humans was provoked by the human first.

They're so unbothered by people that you can pull up on a group of them eating and chilling together with a video camera and they'll probably just ignore you, and with most other herbivores that's asking to see god.

I mean why would you be afraid of people when you're built like a 500 pound live action bigfoot and could probably break them like a toothpick?

Comments • 0
Loading comments...