Goths vs Barney

One day, people stopped showing up to act on Barney's TV show, so he became desperate. He began kidnapping people, forcing them to do what he wanted, and then sacrificing them to Cthulhu. One of the people he kidnapped was a 23-year-old goth named Baldwin.

Now, Baldwin had long and droopy black hair and wore a black longcoat, black dress shirt, and black dress pants. His shoes and spike wristbands were blood-red. On his neck were two tattoos, one of an upside-down pentagram and another of The Great Lord Cthulhu.

Anyway, Baldwin refused to work for Barney, and he used his magic goth powers to summon an entire army of goths, all of whom were his blood brothers and sisters.

Barney, meanwhile, summoned a bunch of colorful costumed dinosaurs to fight the goths. The battle began.

Blood was spilled, and both sides had significant casualties, but in the end, Barney's entire army was obliterated, save for a few who were still alive but sustained brutal injuries.

Baldwin himself personally drove a wooden stake into Barney's heart, and Barney shrieked and turned into dust.

Baldwin and his army celebrated by locating the survivors from Barney's army and sacrificing them to Cthulhu.

Now Barney is kill and the world is free from his tyranny, and Cthulhu can now come down and rule the universe just like the Aztec prophecy foretold.

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Originally uploaded on May 9, 2015

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