Grandeum Locus I: The Beginning of a Long Journey

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joey, tired of taking the taxi, buys a truck. ross thinks it's stupid. because of this, joey carries ross outside while he's sleeping. he then proceeds stretch out ross' sleeping balls out approx. 14.4 inches (35.56 cm) and runs them over with his truck. ross wakes up screaming in agony. rachel runs out of the apartment to attend ross' wound and makes a horrifiyng discovery. it turns out ross had his entire testicular area removed due to cancer in a secret surgery 4 months ago and he's had fake rubber nutsack with balls inside glued to his bottom area since then. despite many sexual encounters with ross, rachel was unaware the testicles were fake. joey rips his dick off and offers it to ross. ross gladly accepts, but to joey's dismay, ross isn't going to have it surgically added, he's instead going to cook it and make the whole friends crew eat it. the friends agree to it to get back at joey for his unethical and unabashed savagery. joey was exiled from the friend group 3 months later.

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