Greased Lightning: Difference between revisions

-Oh c'mon you fucking fucktard, I wasted 50 fucking dollars in you because it was some limited version or shit like that!-I said, as you can see, I was very angry.

-Let's see...-I start to check my bookshelf

-Fuck, I have beat all these fucking games- I said

-Mhh, I have an idea- I said, then I looked at the window (At this point you will think that I am crazy because I'm talking alone, and yes, you are right)

-Badass', the old fuck that lives in front of my house is having a garage sale , let's see if I can buy some games and post a creepypasta about them- I said.

-Hey, I want to buy some shit- I said.

-Then don't bother me fucking Cum!- The old fucktard said.

I saw a box filled with used DS games, I said to myself: "Fuck yeah,  this is so cliché, maybe the games are damned or something like that, I will upload a gameplay on YouTube and I will get famous!".

-I want this shit- I said to the old asshole.

-Ohh, these are games that the children I used to abuse had- He said.

-Yeah, we all know that you're a pedophile, now, what's the cost?- I said.

-Only 100 dollars- The old cum said.

-100 hundred fucking dollars?! are you crazy- I said.

He was sleeping, it was the perfect scenario for a rape, so I raped him, then I started his computer, I entered Mozilla, then I clicked on a page called "Creepypasta wiki", I said: Fuck this shit, I'm going to invent this shit as everybody does.

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