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You would not believe the pain I have gone through after playing this game. I wish that this was a dream, but, the story I'm about to tell is entirely true. This is my story of "Master Chief's Face." |
You would not believe the pain I have gone through after playing this game. I wish that this was a dream, but, the story I'm about to tell is entirely true. This is my story of "Master Chief's Face." |
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It all started out on a cool October day, at my local Goodwill. I was looking near the jewelry case where I then saw a little table with various cassettes and games. There were old classics like Punch-out on NES and Banjo-Kazooie on N64. The final game I noticed stood out like a sore thumb. It was a grimy, dusty Xbox game with a sticker saying "Halo: Combat Evolved." I asked the store clerk were he got the game. He replied that it was just a donation like everything else in the store. My gut knew something was wrong with the game but bought it anyways along with Punch-out and Banjo-Kazooie. |
It all started out on a cool October day, at my local Goodwill. I was looking near the jewelry case where I then saw a little table with various cassettes and games. There were old classics like Punch-out on NES and Banjo-Kazooie on N64. The final game I noticed stood out like a sore thumb. It was a grimy, dusty Xbox game with a sticker saying "Halo: Combat Evolved." I asked the store clerk were he got the game. He replied that it was just a donation like everything else in the store. My gut knew something was wrong with the game but bought it anyways along with Punch-out and Banjo-Kazooie. |
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I was taken to jail. To be executed. I apparently had eaten many other people before this. I had no idea. I had no idea. I had no idea. I have written this story to say my side of the story before I die, you belive me, don't you? ;-; |
I was taken to jail. To be executed. I apparently had eaten many other people before this. I had no idea. I had no idea. I had no idea. I have written this story to say my side of the story before I die, you belive me, don't you? ;-; |
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Editor note: WOW! That was crap. I'm happy to say that only took me 3 hours to make and is a really stupid trollpasta. I tried to be semi-serious, which just makes it worst. It's a story... IDK. Oh, also I spelt the Title wrong and there may be many more spelling errors because I don't care, so that's just great. Thank and Bye-bye. |
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