Has anyone heard of this creature called Anansi Gotye?

I was camping with, like 10 people, and then I heard a unicorn talking about long johns. I shot it with my gun, but all it did was tell me to let it in or something. I look around and now there's only, like, 11 people in my group! Oh no! How did I lose a person?

I go out to look for the missing person in the woods, but then my friend tells me about the Gotye or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. Apparently, the Gotye is a monster that can kill people and look like them or something. Again, I wasnt really paying attention. In the woods, I see my friend, but he looks too weird. I say "Hey, friend! Let's go back to the camp grounds!" But friend just screams at me about letting him in or something. I walk back to camp, because I think my friend is being a big joker.

Oh no! My friend is in the campgrounds! How? Did he run here before I could come? I shoot him, because I live in America. Instead of dying, he just spider crawls away like an asshole.

Anyways, when I go back inside tent, I notice something is wrong! Now there's only 15 people in our group! Oh noooooo! Where did the other 4 people go?! Did they get to scared of Gotye and go home? No one knows!

I fall back asleep and wake up to see the Gotye in the middle of our camp, heaving around like he's laughing, but he's not making any noise! I say to Anansi's Gotye, "Hey you Gotye! You can't be in here anymore, Gotye!" He just looks at me and screams. The Gotye really likes to scream. Then the Gotye spider crawls away from me and into the wilderness. I look around and notice something is off! Oh no! Now there's 2,483 people in our group! Where did everyone go!? Did they all run home because the Gotye was too scary for them?

I never found out, because I never went back to the Gotye camp. And I hope Gotye doesn't ever find me either.

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Credited to Doctor-Hunger 
Originally uploaded on August 9, 2014

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