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“Good luck?” I questioned myself but then shook it off.
“Good luck?” I questioned myself but then shook it off.


“Dumb fat bitch.” I remarked.
“Dumb bitch.” I remarked.


I got to my table where all my outcast reject fagwhores were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed. It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.
I got to my table where all my outcast reject assholes were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed. It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.


“Are you actually going to eat that?!” One of my bitch friends said.
“Are you actually going to eat that?!” One of my bitch friends said.
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I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me.
I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me.


“DUDE! WTF!” My faggot friend yelled in anger.
“DUDE! WTF!” My asshole friend yelled in anger.


I ran to the water fountain and tried to rid the agonizing taste in my mouth but it was futile. I ran to the nurse vomiting on every kid and teacher in my path. Once I got to the nurse, she immediately sent me home. My mom picked me up from school carrying trash bags to vomit in.
I ran to the water fountain and tried to rid the agonizing taste in my mouth but it was futile. I ran to the nurse vomiting on every kid and teacher in my path. Once I got to the nurse, she immediately sent me home. My mom picked me up from school carrying trash bags to vomit in.
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I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room.
I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room.


“You’re a stupid ass faggot for jumping out the window.” The doctor snared.
“You’re a stupid ass motherfucker for jumping out the window.” The doctor snared.


I responded back, “Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick.”
I responded back, “Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick.”