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"Are you actually going to eat that?!" One of my bitch friends said. |
"Are you actually going to eat that?!" One of my bitch friends said. |
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"Shut the fuck up! |
"Shut the fuck up! I'll eat what I want." I snapped back. |
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I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me. |
I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me. |
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Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber diarrhea that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said: |
Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber diarrhea that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said: |
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"You shouldn't have done that." |
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I thought "OMG BEN" and then I started shitting bricks that broke the toilet letting all my shit pour over the floor. |
I thought "OMG BEN" and then I started shitting bricks that broke the toilet letting all my shit pour over the floor. |
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I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room. |
I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room. |
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"You're a stupid ass motherfucker for jumping out the window." The doctor snared. |
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I responded back, "Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick." |
I responded back, "Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick." |
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