Haunted Super Mario 3
MY NAME IS BEN DROWNE AND IF YOUR READING THIS LISTEN CAREFULLY. IT ALL STARTED SOME DAYS AGO WHEN I BOUGHT SUPER MARIO 3 AT A YARD SALE. IT WAS REALLY CREAPY AND THE MAN WHO SOLD IT TO ME WAS REALLY CREAPY TOO. I REMEMBER PLAYED THE GAME WHEN I WAS A KID BACK IN THE 1980'S WHEN THERE WERE NO COMPUTES AND MICHEAL JACKSON AND ELVIS WERE ALIVE, AND I ALWAYS PLAYED WITH MY BEST FRIEND WHOS DEAD NOW. HE DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES SO NOTHING SCARRY ABOUT THAT.
ANYWHO I POPPED IN THE GAME IN MY OLD NINTENDO (THAT I HAD SAVED BECAUSE NOSTALGIA) AND THE SCREEN SHOWED UP. WITH RED BLOCKY LETTERS ON A BLACK BACKGROUND IT SAYS SUPER MARIO 2. "STRANGE" I THOUGHT, I DIDN'T REMEMBER IT BEING LIKE THAT. THEN IT SAID "PRESS START" SO I PRESSED START AND THE SCREEN GOT COMPLETELY BLACK. "OH GREAT! IT'S BROKEN!" I THOUGHT AND WAS ABOUT TU TURN IT OFF AND DO SOMETHING ELSE WHEN... SCREEEEEK! I HAD TO COVER MY EARS BECAUSE THE SOUND WAS SO LOUD THAT CAME FROM THE NINTENDO.
THEN... MY BLOOD FROZE. ON THE TV WAS MARIO WITH AN EVIL GRIN AND BLOOD FROM HIS EYES, AND NOT THAT BLOCKY OLD BORING GRAPHICS BUT HYPER REALISTIC SKIN AND BLOOD! LIKE SKYRIM GRAPHICS BUT MORE REAL! MY HANDS WERE SHAKING BUT I TOOK THE CONTORLLER AND PRESSED START...NOTHING HAPPENED. I PRESSED ALL THE BUTTONS ON THE CONTROLLER BUT NOTHING HAPPENED. I THOUGHT MAYBE THE BATTERY WAS BAD BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED. BIG TEXT SAID "YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PRESSED START". I WAS SCARED. I TRIED TAKING OUT THE GAME DISC BUT THE TEXT WAS STILL THERE. I TOOK THE PLUG OUT OF THE WALL BUT THE TEXT WAS STILL THERE. THEN IT CHANGED. IT WAS A PICTURE OF... OF... ME! DEAD! I RAN OUT FROM MY HOUSE AND I HEARD SOMETHING BEHIND ME. MARIO WITH BLOODY EYES WAS RUNNING AFTER ME, WITH AN EVIL GRIN LIKE BEFORE! HE LAUGHED AND SAID "YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PRESSED START HAHAHA" AND I RAN AND RAN AND RAN FOR DAYS, AND NOW I'M HERE, FINALLY AT A COMPUTER AND CAN WARN YOU. NEVER EVER PLAY HAUNTED SUPER MARIO 3!!!!
Credited to itsgallus
Originally uploaded on July 4, 2014
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