Holder of the Hands: Difference between revisions

In any city or town, go to your local McDonalds. Ask an employee to see Big G. If he agrees, follow him into a backroom. If he refuses, come back later that night. In the backroom, there is a book. Reading it will put you in a nightmare realm. It's full of extremely detailed fanfic pr0nz. Don't do it, motherfucker! Everyone who has read it without doing the right thing died. You must say "DO NOT WANT" or else you will get it. No one has ever seen the ending, because they usually die in the middle of it. For your safety, i'm not giving it to you. Once you exclaim your feelings of not want, you will appear in what appears to be Heaven. Again, ask the man to see Big G. This time, you will die, die, die, or go through a portal, in a dark room. There is a single lamp, with a desk and two chairs on both sides. A shadowy, large apelike figure will be in the one farthest from you. Sit in the chair infront of him. Ask him for the Chicken Nugget. He will stare at you with his pedostare. Drink purple stuph off his desk. If you know what's good for you. If you don't, your eyes will melt off your skull. He then will hand you the Chicken Nuget. Don't fuck with it bitch, scary stuff could happen. You will be raped by scary shadow people with huge fucking eyes. Like I said, don't fuck with it. Also, skeletons will pop out.