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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ FDR
{{quote|The only thing we have to fear is fear itself|FDR}}


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{{note|This is a little poem I wrote in my spare time. '''THIS IS ONLY A JOKE.''' My other GTA pasta is a real pasta.}}


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I had some dreams last night
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This is a little poem I wrote in my spare time. '''THIS IS ONLY A JOKE.''' My other GTA pasta is a real pasta.

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<br />I had some dreams last night
<br />Dark, dark dreams
<br />Dark, dark dreams
<br />Dreams of fear and dreams of fright
<br />Dreams of fear and dreams of fright
<br />Dreams not so scary, to you, it may seem.
<br />Dreams not so scary, to you, it may seem.


<br />I was walking to my car,
I was walking to my car,
<br />I pulled on the door handle
<br />I pulled on the door handle
<br />until a skeleton popped out and said rawr,
<br />until a skeleton popped out and said rawr,
<br />and he was holding a creepily lit candle.
<br />and he was holding a creepily lit candle.


<br />I loaded Team Fortress 2,
I loaded Team Fortress 2,
<br />and saw a picture of Navi,
<br />and saw a picture of Navi,
<br />and I had no clue,
<br />and I had no clue,
<br />it was loading Engie's Suicide.avi.
<br />it was loading Engie's Suicide.avi.


<br />Taboo: The Sixth Sense and Modern Warfare 2
Taboo: The Sixth Sense and Modern Warfare 2
<br />are so scary that they make me poo.
<br />are so scary that they make me poo.
<br />Blitz The League II and Grand Theft Auto
<br />Blitz The League II and Grand Theft Auto
<br />almost made me stub my toe.
<br />almost made me stub my toe.


<br />And Then He Turned Around
And Then He Turned Around
<br />One of the classics on here
<br />One of the classics on here
<br />I wish it would make sound
<br />I wish it would make sound
<br />Because I could cover my ears.
<br />Because I could cover my ears.


<br />The next day I woke up at the quarries
The next day I woke up at the quarries
<br />All this was real, too.
<br />All this was real, too.
<br />And if you don't believe in these stories
<br />And if you don't believe in these stories
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Latest revision as of 21:03, 19 October 2022

 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself 
— FDR

This is a little poem I wrote in my spare time. THIS IS ONLY A JOKE. My other GTA pasta is a real pasta.


I had some dreams last night
Dark, dark dreams
Dreams of fear and dreams of fright
Dreams not so scary, to you, it may seem.

I was walking to my car,
I pulled on the door handle
until a skeleton popped out and said rawr,
and he was holding a creepily lit candle.

I loaded Team Fortress 2,
and saw a picture of Navi,
and I had no clue,
it was loading Engie's Suicide.avi.

Taboo: The Sixth Sense and Modern Warfare 2
are so scary that they make me poo.
Blitz The League II and Grand Theft Auto
almost made me stub my toe.

And Then He Turned Around
One of the classics on here
I wish it would make sound
Because I could cover my ears.

The next day I woke up at the quarries
All this was real, too.
And if you don't believe in these stories
THEY'LL COME AND GET YOU.


Credited to MarioStrikerz

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