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How to write a video game creepypasta |
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How to write a video game creepypasta |
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1. Make sure everything is all caps.
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#Make sure everything is all caps. |
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#Make sure the game character comes out and kills the viewer. |
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#Make sure everything is misspelled. |
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2. Make sure the game character comes out and kills |
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#Everything MUST be realistic. |
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the viewer. |
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#Be sure there is a doll. |
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#Be sure the game shows signs of being hacked. |
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3. Make sure everything is misspelled. |
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#3 digits, six, six and six. |
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#Remove all the character’s eyes. |
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4. Everything MUST be realistic. |
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#It is vital for the narrator to shrug off everything. |
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5. Be sure there is a doll.
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#If there is a cartridge, it needs to be red. |
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#Decorate everything with blood. |
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6. Be sure the game shows signs of being hacked. |
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#The game needs a warning note. |
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#Insist the story is real. |
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7. 3 digits, six, six and six. |
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#Prevent the story from having suspension of disbelief. It makes your story horrible. |
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#Don't indent the paragraphs. That's too mainstream. |
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8. Remove all the character’s eyes. |
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#If the game is a computer program make sure every creepypasta title has .EXE on the end |
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#IF IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SONIC MAKE SURE HIS EYES ARE BLACK WITH A RED DOT AND HE BLEEDS BLOOD OUT OF HIS EYES |
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9. It is vital for the narrator to shrug off everything. |
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#Make the beginning of every paragraph spell out "Don't look behind you." It's effective at scaring someone, mainly if they have their back to a wall. |
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#If the pasta is about a form of media, any audio must sound as though it's coming from some place in the same room as the protagonist, as opposed to something stupid like speakers |
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10. If there is a cartridge, it needs to be red. |
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11. Decorate everything with blood. |
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12. USE A DEMONIC VOICE!!! |
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13. The game needs a warning note. |
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14. Insist the story is real. |
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15. Prevent the story from having suspension of disbelief. It makes your story horrible. |
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16. Don't indent the paragraphs. That's too mainstream. |
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17.If the game is a computer program make sure every creppypasta title has .EXE on the end |
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18.IF IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SONIC MAKE SURE HIS EYES ARE BLACK WITH A RED DOT AND HE BLEEDS BLOOD OUT OF HIS EYES |
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19. Make the beginning of every paragraph spell out "Don't look behind you." It's effective at scaring someone, mainly if they have their back to a wall. |
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20. If the pasta is about a form of media, any audio must sound as though it's coming from some place in the same room as the protagonist, as opposed to something stupid like speakers |
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If you follow all these rules, you should be good at writing creepypastas. |
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If you follow all these rules, you should be good at writing creepypastas. |
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