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Howl's Moving Rape Dungeon: His Angry Shitty Hair Dye Tantrum


Has anyone heard about the Ghibli film: Howl's Fermented Tumor? Well, if you haven't heard about it yet, it's basically the story about a cunt named Sophie, who, after being turned into an old bitch by a witch, finds a rolling manure owned by a dickhead named Howl, and soon, they get caught into WWII. I like this movie so much, but then something horrible happened that made me swore off this film for my entire life! Wanna know what happened?
Has anyone heard about the Ghibli film: Howl's Fermented Tumor? Well, if you haven't heard about it yet, it's basically the story about a cunt named Sophie, who, after being turned into an old bitch by a witch, finds a rolling manure owned by a dickhead named Howl, and soon, they get caught into WWII. I like this movie so much, but then something horrible happened that made me swore off this film for my entire life! Wanna know what happened?


It all began when i visited the Slaughterhouse Ghibli in ruins of Tokyo, Japan. I went in there, and there was some shitty works of art. There were concept art for movies like: My Neighbour Rape Slave, Cannibal Princess, and many more, but when i went to the other unit, my arm was grabbed by a walker. It shoved me into a chair and told me to watch something. That something turned out to be an original version of one of the scenes from Howl's Fermented Tumor. It told me to watch through and said if i finished watching it, then i'll let me go. It turned on a TV and told me to watch it's Abomination.
It all began when i visited the Slaughterhouse Ghibli in ruins of Tokyo, Japan. I went in there, and there was some shitty works of art. There were concept art for movies like: My Neighbour Torture Doll, Cannibal Princess, and many more, but when i went to the other unit, my arm was grabbed by a walker. It shoved me into a chair and told me to watch something. That something turned out to be an original version of one of the scenes from Howl's Fermented Tumor. It told me to watch through and said if i finished watching it, then i'll let me go. It turned on a TV and told me to watch it's Abomination.



== The Abomination ==
== The Abomination ==
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== Aftermath ==
== Aftermath ==
After the TV scareen cut to black, the walker asked me if i liked it or not. Without saying a word, i stood up stab it's head and went out of the museum. I was left horrified and speechless, as i walked into my camp. I don't know what to say after that. Why would that thing make a disturbing version of what seems to be a normal scene where howl throws an angry fit over his hair being orange, and change it to show howl literally kialing sophie and markl off-scween. I decided to go to bed after that.
After the TV scareen cut to black, the walker asked me if i liked it or not. Without saying a word, i stood up stab it's head and went out of the museum. I was left horrified and speechless, as i walked into my camp. I don't know what to say after that. Why would that thing make a disturbing version of what seems to be a normal scene where howl throws an angry fit over his hair being orange, and change it to show howl literally kialing sophie and markl off-scween. I decided to go to bed after that.
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