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I am Senator Duncan D.
But rest assured one day soon I will succeed.
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I needed to cleanse America of Homosexuals. This is what the Goverment is for! I must cure them!
With much on my mind as I scoured the mountains of Appalachia, I drove my Amazing Ford F-150 truck (
Now by God my buddy Jim Bob is a damn genius. Easily the smartest man on this here planet, HELL yes! He is so very handsome. Chiseled chin, blonde hair, green eyes.
I pulled up to his lot and got out to see him sitting up on his old
Now I ask him how we might stop the Gays and Jim Bob - he goes and tells me that if I wanna cleanse America of its Homosexuality, I gots to go and find the SOURCE the ALFA GAY and defeat him in single combat.
Now that sounded just about allright to me, So I went on Wikipedia and looked up THE GAYS and I saw an ad for THE GAYS on THE GOOGLE, which is also gay because it has colors and the gays took over all the colors. There is only one color that is acceptable and that is white. Because black people took the color black and gay people took every other color and now the liberals wanna take the color white!
Google told me of Elton John, the King of the Gays. The Rocketman. And well I knew what I had to do.
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So I asks him.
So he asks me.
So I says to him.
So he says to me.
And then I punched him.
Elton John recoiled and as I went in to give him a good American Whoopin, he grabs me and punches me. So
And then fire shoots from his feet and Rocketman Elton John flies up into the skies and through the cosmos and I can only barely hold on as he jets towards the sun.
By GOD
So I pull and we crash down onto the surface of the sun and it is hotter than the Devils Arsehole.
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So Elton John gets up and he looks at me and he says to me.
Elton came at me from the side, throwing punches and kicks. I was on the backfoot, fighting defensively. He moved gracefully, like an expert. I
The heat of the sun was sweltering and the light from it was blinding. I could only barely handle Elton as he came at me viciously. His fist broke my nose. He jumped and axe stomped me down onto the boiling hot plasma that was our sun.
Then, he threw me down, burying me in the center of the sun before flying off.
Elton John was going to attend a charity function and there was nothing I could do to stop him.
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1: To let you know the dangers of Elton John
2: I need a ride home.
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