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[[File:Slender_sickness_by_mmpratt99-d3haun2.jpg|thumb|340px|Tim A. K A. "Masky" and Slendy just chillin' by mmpratt99]]
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<poem>
I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about

The Tome I found in my attic
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and

Now my dog's acting erratic.
How I read a few words, and

Now my dog’s acting erratic.


I doubt you want to hear about

The strange noises under my bed.

How a hand taps at my window,

All gooey and bloody red.


I doubt you want to hear about

The giant ants raiding my fridge.

How they stole most my food

And ate my parakeet Midge.


I doubt you want to hear about

A visiting cat with a fiery tail.

How it set fire to my room

And drop down blazing hail.


I doubt you want to hear about

The red eyes glowing in my closet.

How blue mice with green tails

Stole my gold coins and locket.


I doubt you want to hear about

The monsters infesting my sock drawers.

How they track mud and dirt

All over my nice clean floors.


I doubt you want to hear about

The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.

How she threatens to turn me

Inside out and steal away my brain.



I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.


I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I’m in,
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.


I doubt you want to hear about
Involving a tall, faceless guy
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.


I doubt you want to hear about
And a kid with a grin.
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.


I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.


I doubt you want to hear about
You think the things I willingly tell
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.


I doubt you want to hear about
Are so very phony,
The latest predicament I'm in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
Unlike your favorite show
And a kid with a grin.


You think the things I willingly tell
Which is My Little Pony.
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.
</poem>


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Latest revision as of 21:12, 19 October 2022

Tim A. K A. "Masky" and Slendy just chillin' by mmpratt99

I doubt you want to hear about
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and
Now my dog's acting erratic.

I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.

I doubt you want to hear about
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.

I doubt you want to hear about
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.

I doubt you want to hear about
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.

I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.

I doubt you want to hear about
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.

I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I'm in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
And a kid with a grin.

You think the things I willingly tell
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.

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