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<poem> |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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The Tome I found in my attic |
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How I read a few words, and |
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Now my dog's acting erratic. |
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How I read a few words, and |
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Now my dog’s acting erratic. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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The strange noises under my bed. |
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How a hand taps at my window, |
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All gooey and bloody red. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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The giant ants raiding my fridge. |
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How they stole most my food |
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And ate my parakeet Midge. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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A visiting cat with a fiery tail. |
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How it set fire to my room |
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And drop down blazing hail. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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The red eyes glowing in my closet. |
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How blue mice with green tails |
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Stole my gold coins and locket. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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The monsters infesting my sock drawers. |
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How they track mud and dirt |
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All over my nice clean floors. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain. |
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How she threatens to turn me |
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Inside out and steal away my brain. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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The strange noises under my bed. |
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How a hand taps at my window, |
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All gooey and bloody red. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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The latest predicament I’m in, |
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The giant ants raiding my fridge. |
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How they stole most my food |
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And ate my parakeet Midge. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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Involving a tall, faceless guy |
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A visiting cat with a fiery tail. |
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How it set fire to my room |
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And drop down blazing hail. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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And a kid with a grin. |
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The red eyes glowing in my closet. |
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How blue mice with green tails |
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Stole my gold coins and locket. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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The monsters infesting my sock drawers. |
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How they track mud and dirt |
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All over my nice clean floors. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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You think the things I willingly tell |
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The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain. |
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How she threatens to turn me |
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Inside out and steal away my brain. |
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I doubt you want to hear about |
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Are so very phony, |
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The latest predicament I'm in, |
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Involving a tall, faceless guy |
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Unlike your favorite show |
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And a kid with a grin. |
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You think the things I willingly tell |
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Which is My Little Pony. |
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Are so very phony, |
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Unlike your favorite show |
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Which is My Little Pony. |
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Latest revision as of 21:12, 19 October 2022
I doubt you want to hear about
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and
Now my dog's acting erratic.
I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.
I doubt you want to hear about
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.
I doubt you want to hear about
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.
I doubt you want to hear about
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.
I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.
I doubt you want to hear about
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.
I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I'm in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
And a kid with a grin.
You think the things I willingly tell
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.
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