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[[File:Slender_sickness_by_mmpratt99-d3haun2.jpg|thumb|340px|Tim A. K A. "Masky" and Slendy just chillin' by mmpratt99]]
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<poem>
I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and
Now my dog's acting erratic.


I doubt you want to hear about
The Tome I found in my attic
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.


I doubt you want to hear about
How I read a few words, and
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.


I doubt you want to hear about
Now my dog’s acting erratic.
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.


I doubt you want to hear about
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.


I doubt you want to hear about
I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.


I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.


I doubt you want to hear about
How a hand taps at my window,
The latest predicament I'm in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
And a kid with a grin.


You think the things I willingly tell
All gooey and bloody red.
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.
</poem>


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I doubt you want to hear about
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How they stole most my food

And ate my parakeet Midge.


I doubt you want to hear about

A visiting cat with a fiery tail.

How it set fire to my room

And drop down blazing hail.


I doubt you want to hear about

The red eyes glowing in my closet.

How blue mice with green tails

Stole my gold coins and locket.


I doubt you want to hear about

The monsters infesting my sock drawers.

How they track mud and dirt

All over my nice clean floors.


I doubt you want to hear about

The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.

How she threatens to turn me

Inside out and steal away my brain.


I doubt you want to hear about

The latest predicament I’m in,

Involving a tall, faceless guy

And a kid with a grin.


You think the things I willingly tell

Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show

Which is My Little Pony.

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Written by Mmpratt99 deviantart
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Latest revision as of 21:12, 19 October 2022

Tim A. K A. "Masky" and Slendy just chillin' by mmpratt99

I doubt you want to hear about
The Tome I found in my attic
How I read a few words, and
Now my dog's acting erratic.

I doubt you want to hear about
The strange noises under my bed.
How a hand taps at my window,
All gooey and bloody red.

I doubt you want to hear about
The giant ants raiding my fridge.
How they stole most my food
And ate my parakeet Midge.

I doubt you want to hear about
A visiting cat with a fiery tail.
How it set fire to my room
And drop down blazing hail.

I doubt you want to hear about
The red eyes glowing in my closet.
How blue mice with green tails
Stole my gold coins and locket.

I doubt you want to hear about
The monsters infesting my sock drawers.
How they track mud and dirt
All over my nice clean floors.

I doubt you want to hear about
The witch that crawls up my kitchen drain.
How she threatens to turn me
Inside out and steal away my brain.

I doubt you want to hear about
The latest predicament I'm in,
Involving a tall, faceless guy
And a kid with a grin.

You think the things I willingly tell
Are so very phony,
Unlike your favorite show
Which is My Little Pony.

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Written by Mmpratt99 deviantart
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